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| Welcome to the Mpumalanga Stadium, Home of Sekhukhune Lions |
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If you have some of that heavily fumigated mean green...then thats more than welcome as well.
We broadcasting live from Mpumalanga today.
Details are:
Stadium: Lion's Den - http://alturl.com/zvo37
Capacity: 100 000 000 000 00.125
Motto: Puff puff pass
Established: 2012
Home Colours: Lion's skin
Away Colours: Burnt Lion's skin
Owner/Chairman: Stig
Manager: Leiva la vida Lucas
Assistant Manager: Melanie Iglesias - http://alturl.com/ja8y6 - http://alturl.com/d5gfd - http://alturl.com/daup3
First-team Coach: Michelle Keegan - http://alturl.com/tumm8 - http://alturl.com/sfru8 - http://alturl.com/wyvc6
First Team Squad
Goal Keepers
David de Gea (22) – £15m ( http://alturl.com/m9cfk )
Stefanos Kapino (18) - £1.1m ( http://alturl.com/2rvnc )
Sub Total : £16.1m
Defenders
Bryan Oviedo (23) – £3.1m ( http://alturl.com/v4ywe )
Aaron Cresswell (22) – £650k ( http://alturl.com/w5byn )
Ricardo Rodríguez (20) - £15m ( http://alturl.com/kxppk )
Laurent Koscielny (28) - £45m ( http://alturl.com/c7avd )
Mehdi Benatia (26) - £11.5m ( http://alturl.com/sy7d4 )
Philipp Wollscheid (24) - £7.9m ( http://alturl.com/qudc8 )
Nicolas Nkoulou (23) - £11.5m ( http://alturl.com/bbuqk )
Ömer Toprak (23) - £6.2m ( http://alturl.com/u4phq )
Nicolas Isimat-Mirin (21) - £2.2m ( http://alturl.com/x89sw )
Daniel Carvajal (21) - £17m ( http://alturl.com/tpaq2 )
Javier Manquillo (18) – free ( http://alturl.com/yjtrp )
Jonny Castro (18) – £450k ( http://alturl.com/gy832 )
Sub Total = £124m
Midfielders
Blaise Matuidi (26) - £16m ( http://alturl.com/exah7 )
Maxime Gonalons (24) - £8.8m ( http://alturl.com/22f6h )
Stefan Reinartz (24) - £5.3m ( http://alturl.com/njckw )
Luka Modric (28) - £31m ( http://alturl.com/dekcz )
Axel Witsel (24) - £28m ( http://alturl.com/9w24v )
Isco (20) - £10.5m ( http://alturl.com/kozc3 )
Koke (20) - £4.4m ( http://alturl.com/2qsg9 )
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (24) - £35m ( http://alturl.com/wuxjh )
Antoine Griezmann (22) - £10.5m ( http://alturl.com/bx7fd )
Quincy Promes (21) - £525k ( http://alturl.com/otm7x )
Sub-Total = £174.375m
Forwards
Luis Suárez (26) - £38m ( http://alturl.com/kmdza )
Diego Costa (24) - £10m ( http://alturl.com/p9h5p )
Leo Baptistão (20) - £100k ( http://alturl.com/xy2ir )
Sub-Total = £48.1m
Cost of First Team Squad = £362.575m
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Reserve Team Squad
Goal Keepers
Kepa Arrizabalaga (18) - £450k
Rubén Blanco (17) - free
Sub Total : £450k
Defenders
Juan Bernat (19) – £875k
Alex Grimaldo (17) - £875k
Jonás Ramalho (19) - £700k
Borja López (18) - £175k
Pablo Iñiguez (19) - £275k
Pablo Insua (19) - free
Markel Etxeberria (17) – £275k
Calum Chambers (17) – free
Sub Total : £3.175m
Midfielders
Emmanuel Agyemang Badu (21) - £1.6m
Branco van den Boomen (16) - free
Rubén Pardo (20) - £2.6m ( http://alturl.com/uexwa )
Sergi Samper Montaña (17) – free
Jon Miquel Toral Harper (17) - free
Jordan Rossiter (15) - free
Pedro Chirivella (16) - £7m
Hakim Ziyech (20) - £525k ( http://alturl.com/p3qku )
Rubén García (19) - £450k
Adama Traore (16) – free
Federico Cartabia (20) - £700k
Bilal Basacikoglu (18) - £50k ( http://alturl.com/zagck )
Sub Total : £13.375m
Forwards
Armin Hodžić (18) - free
Santi Mina (17) - £450k
Jean Marie Dongou (17) - £100k
José Ángel Pozo (16) - free
Sub Total : £550k
Cost of Reserve Team Squad = £17.55m
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Total Squad Cost £380.125m
Added bonus for press conference £72m
Fixture Rewards £148.750m
Remaining Budget = £77.95m
*Players on loan
Iñigo Martínez (21) - £3.5m ( http://alturl.com/w5b87 )
Joe Allen (22) - £24.35m ( http://alturl.com/d7myb )
| PLAYER | GOALS | ASSISTS | MOTM |
| Luis Suarez | 10 | 01 | 02 |
| Diego Costa | 05 | 02 | 00 |
| Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang | 03 | 01 | 00 |
| Isco | 01 | 06 | 02 |
| Luka Modric | 01 | 04 | 02 |
| Antoine Griezmann | 01 | 01 | 01 |
| Blaise Matuidi | 01 | 01 | 00 |
| Daniel Carvajal | 01 | 00 | 01 |
| David De Gea | 00 | 01 | 00 |
| Alex Witsel | 00 | 01 | 00 |
| Koke | 00 | 01 | 00 |
| Philipp Wollscheid | 00 | 00 | 01 |
| Stefan Reinartz | 00 | 00 | 01 |
| Maxime Gonalons | 00 | 00 | 02 |
Sekhukhune Lions
| Player's Name | Yellow Card |
| Diego Costa | 05 |
| Adil Rami | 01 |
| Luka Modric | 02 |
| Isco | 02 |
| Luis Suarez | 03 |
| Koke | 01 |
| Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang | 03 |
| Mehdi Benatia | 02 |
| Stefan Reinartz | 02 |
| Lucas Piazón | 01 |
| David de Gea | 05 |
| Joe Allen | 01 |
| Hakim Ziyech | 01 |
| Ricardo Rodríguez | 04 |
| Blaise Matuidi | 03 |
| Javier Manquillo | 01 |
| Daniel Carvajal | 01 |
| Axel Witsel | 01 |
| Maxime Gonalons | 01 |
| Antoine Griezmann | 01 |
| Laurent Koscielny | 01 |