Clattenburg

It is believed in the media that Mark Clattenburg will not receive the 4 game punishment after allegations of 'inappropriate' language was used towards 2 Chelsea players.

Referee Clattenburg was expected to receive a 4 match ban and a small fine, but after a recent discovery of his childhood it is suggested that Clattenburg was infact born and raised in Uruguay and has had his ban infact increased to 8 games and the fine increased 1000%

The referees association is furious and will be wearing t-shirts showing Mark in his signature Red Card pose to vent their frustration with the decision.