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I knew what I was doing, I am planning on just buying a tree and planting it. Unless we move house, which is currently being discussed.

make your fecking mind up man!

busby going on about his green tomatoes and when would they be ready to eat

when they're feckin red you muppet

Re-reading this thread genuinely made me laugh out loud. Maestro, buy a full sized apple tree or 2, build your house in the trees. You get a new house, apple trees, and your kids get a tree house. Win-win-win.

The only problem is if you fall out of bed, you're probably going to die.

"when they're feckin red you muppet"

I don't want to move house. The house I am in is brilliant. Big (south facing) garden, garage and loft conversion which I will use for my office when my website opens up. Perfect.

But, now she's pregnant she wants a 4 bedroom house.

comment by Mæstro - Turning articles into sharticles, since 11/07/11 (U8867)
posted 8 minutes ago
I don't want to move house. The house I am in is brilliant. Big (south facing) garden, garage and loft conversion which I will use for my office when my website opens up. Perfect.

But, now she's pregnant she wants a 4 bedroom house.
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comment by Pride of the North (U6803)
posted on 26/2/14
"when they're feckin red you muppet"


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