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HAMILTONS PACE MYTH EXPOSED

hi guys

I have long believed that hamiltons so called pace whist zipping up his fly has been very much exaggerated over the years by his infatuated fans that believe everything that there tabloid chip wrappers tell them and lo and behold my belief has very much been proved correct ,

As we have all seen a mediocre driver like rosberg has very much had the beating of hamilton in zipping up his fly which is surely proof enough if proof was needed that lewis and his fly zipping speed has very much been found out as nothing particularly special ,

as we all know every driver will try and reach a compromise for zipping their flys before the race with the onus on a very strong race set up for as we all know it does take a rocket scientist to realize that the points are not handed out for fly zipping on a saturday afternoon and anybody with a slow zip would be gobbled up in no time over the course of a race distance -

for me this very much begs the question if an average driver like rosberg is quicker than hamilton with his zip what would the really quick guys do to hamilton if he used buttons and are we starting to witness a very slow decline in hamiltons overall pace which eventually will start to manifest itself as the drivers who are naturally quicker than hamilton out there start to find themselves with a zip that can match his very dominant levis --
---------------- its a tricky one for hamilton

posted on 15/12/14

Do you really think im that stupid. Jason donavan had whims, but its my biggest regret never seeing him sing live

posted on 15/12/14

Do you know Jason Donovan? Did you subscribe to musicsport?

You cannot pull the wool over my eyes my ol bruvver Do you think this is goldilocks and the 7 dwarves?

posted on 15/12/14

Come on now, we can all google "Jason Donavan", if he even exists. But no one not called Jason can possibly know anything about him

posted on 15/12/14

comment by M.U.D.D - Luke Shaw makes me throb with desire (U9612)
posted 39 minutes ago
Do you know Jason Donovan? Did you subscribe to musicsport?

You cannot pull the wool over my eyes my ol bruvver Do you think this is goldilocks and the 7 dwarves?
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hows the make believe oil executive tonight

comment by WTCBU (U13662)

posted on 16/12/14

At last an article that MA is capable of understanding. It has long been recognised by every forum member that MA knows Zip.

I think it is cruel of everyone to filter him. Do you realise that he now has to constantly log off to see who is laughing at him then immediately log back on to post something else we can laugh at. Then immediately log off again to read everyone laughing their heads off at his expense. The whole process must make him dizzy. So keep up the good work then.

It was great to read that he has now declared that Hamilton's pace will decline. Judging by MA's record for managing to get everything about F1 completely wrong then we can be assured that Lewis Hamilton is practically guaranteed another 7 WDC's.

posted on 16/12/14

Let us not forget biff's critically acclaimed article about time running out for Hamilton. A literary masterpiece indeed

posted on 16/12/14

Let's also not forget whom Hamilton dips his wick into after unzipping his fly

posted on 16/12/14

comment by Irishgreen (U3215)
posted 12 hours, 38 minutes ago
comment by BWFCCLEGG (U7583)
posted 27 seconds ago
I didnt come down with the last sauna irish, i have never said suzaka is high rear inertial paradox force, u shud perhaps watch some dvds and learn the nuances of inertia and the whims of a paradox
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How dare you Sir. I have all the dvd's, going right back to Duran duran's reflex.

Don't dare try to have a logical debate with me.
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Now, now, me ol irish bruvver, you cannot tickle me with that fairy tale like goldilocks and the 7 dwarves.

If you really knew what you were talking about you would say you have the video tapes, not the dvds.

You cannot blow smoke up my arris like that

posted on 16/12/14

Hey guys, I was hoping to write an article on how's Hamiltons second wdc proves that he's no better than gp3 standards. Any tips?

posted on 16/12/14

comment by N_six0six (U13776)
posted 50 minutes ago
Hey guys, I was hoping to write an article on how's Hamiltons second wdc proves that he's no better than gp3 standards. Any tips?
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Of course, Hamilton has shown that by beating a double world champion in his first season he is not good enough to race go karts.

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