Eddie Jones

Yeah well you lot still go on about Bannockburn over 700 years later. Your "anthem" does exactly that too.

. Is that your best shot?

Talking of anthems, I sang along with the La Marsaillese when the French round ball team played at Wembley the other night.

Je suis Paris.

Well I couldn't think of anything else you won mate

Je Suis Paris

Looks like the "Welsh" lock is on his way. Roll out the red carpet.

Actually, I reckon he's quite a good signing, nearly as good as the "Scottish" No. 8.

Average player if you ask me. If you're going to get a skinny lock he has to be pretty exceptional imo, which he isn't. Not worth severely weakening the scrum otherwise.

Skinny

At over 6' 10", he's very tall, but at around 20st, I'd hardly call him skinny - not to his face any way.

Plug

I'm told I bear a passing resemblance to Smiffy.

I'm kinda seeing you as 'Erbert.

You're a cheeky one ain't ya, Aragorn is the one I'm always labelled as looking like, even though I have virtually no hair.

Actually, my suave, debonaire silver good looks often lead me to being compared to George C. Looney.

As if.