OT- useful tips/life hacks you have

Liverpool fans: concerned about the cost of living? Save money and support a team in your own Norwegian farmers’ league.

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comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 18 hours, 23 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 1 hour, 36 minutes ago
Drug your partner and place her in a coffin, so that when she wakes she thinks she has been buried by mistake. Invite your friends round for a drink and a good laugh when she starts screaming for help. After an hour or two open the box and tell her it was only a game.

(For added realism, chuck a few spades of dirt in the coffin and bury it in the garden, but not more than a few inches or you won't be able to hear the screams. Also makes for great themed barbecues.)
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Well this got dark…
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To be expected on the inside of a coffin, surely?

Good, real world useful tips here

comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 28 minutes ago
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 18 hours, 23 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 1 hour, 36 minutes ago
Drug your partner and place her in a coffin, so that when she wakes she thinks she has been buried by mistake. Invite your friends round for a drink and a good laugh when she starts screaming for help. After an hour or two open the box and tell her it was only a game.

(For added realism, chuck a few spades of dirt in the coffin and bury it in the garden, but not more than a few inches or you won't be able to hear the screams. Also makes for great themed barbecues.)
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Well this got dark…
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To be expected on the inside of a coffin, surely?
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Is a glass coffin a good idea....?

Remains to be seen

Oldest trick in the book. Invite friends and family for a meal at an expensive restaurant, your treat. Carry a tiny cockroach with you. Stick it in the meal when you are almost done then start gagging and threatening to sue. Free meal for everyone.

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comment by Ace (U22861)
posted 19 minutes ago
Here’s a good one for those of you with ugly wives. Before having a bit of humpty dumpty, sit on her until she goes numb and it’ll feel like you’re banging someone else.

And for the single fellas out there, before you knock one out just sit on your todger for ten minutes until it goes numb, then it’ll feel like you’re vvanking someone else off.

No need to thank me.
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No need to vvank me you mean

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Noted.