Haaland: how many goals this evening?

City had 30 shots tonight, 16 on target.

That was with Haaland only playing for 45 minutes.

Haaland also has 3 PL assists so far, 1 more than United's top providers of Rashford and Erikson who have 2 apiece.

comment by Culèr: The Evolving Brand ✅ (U9489)
posted 3 hours, 2 minutes ago
He’s overrated and needs to improve a lot as a footballer. At times the ball bounces off him instead of basic contract, very poor touch and technique. City are getting too reliant on him, could be huge problems when he gets injured… Kane is a much better player.
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You can ease up, you already have cant of the year sewn up

comment by bomdia (U13941)
posted 7 hours, 14 minutes ago
comment by Culèr: The Evolving Brand ✅ (U9489)
posted 4 minutes ago
He’s overrated and needs to improve a lot as a footballer. At times the ball bounces off him instead of basic contract, very poor touch and technique. City are getting too reliant on him, could be huge problems when he gets injured… Kane is a much better player.
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Yawn. Have you wondered why you are the only one peddling this s**t? Even Sandy is beginning to get it.

City will clearly struggle without him, they will have to rely on the guys that scored 99 goals last season.
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He’s just trolling, why bother replying?

Seeing he had score two before the break, I was a bit surprised that it stayed at two, that was until I saw the highlights and I realised he was taken off at half time.

comment by Culèr: The Evolving Brand ✅ (U9489)
posted 16 hours, 3 minutes ago
He’s overrated and needs to improve a lot as a footballer. At times the ball bounces off him instead of basic contract, very poor touch and technique. City are getting too reliant on him, could be huge problems when he gets injured… Kane is a much better player.
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dude if your gonna wum at least do a decent job of it ..... there is an art to wumming that you need to learn.

He needs to improve a lot, his first touch is horrible, he lacks technique ....... city are too reliant on a poor player, contradiction no1 , they will struggle to replace someone who is overrated and not as good as most thing , contradiction no 2.

its toddler level of wumming , disappointed Culer. you must do better. Not every idiot can just pull of successful wums,

comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 1 hour, 59 minutes ago
comment by Culèr: The Evolving Brand ✅ (U9489)
posted 16 hours, 3 minutes ago
He’s overrated and needs to improve a lot as a footballer. At times the ball bounces off him instead of basic contract, very poor touch and technique. City are getting too reliant on him, could be huge problems when he gets injured… Kane is a much better player.
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dude if your gonna wum at least do a decent job of it ..... there is an art to wumming that you need to learn.

He needs to improve a lot, his first touch is horrible, he lacks technique ....... city are too reliant on a poor player, contradiction no1 , they will struggle to replace someone who is overrated and not as good as most thing , contradiction no 2.

its toddler level of wumming , disappointed Culer. you must do better. Not every idiot can just pull of successful wums,
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I’m not wumming. Haaland is a poor player technically.

comment by Culèr: The Evolving Brand ✅ (U9489)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 1 hour, 59 minutes ago
comment by Culèr: The Evolving Brand ✅ (U9489)
posted 16 hours, 3 minutes ago
He’s overrated and needs to improve a lot as a footballer. At times the ball bounces off him instead of basic contract, very poor touch and technique. City are getting too reliant on him, could be huge problems when he gets injured… Kane is a much better player.
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dude if your gonna wum at least do a decent job of it ..... there is an art to wumming that you need to learn.

He needs to improve a lot, his first touch is horrible, he lacks technique ....... city are too reliant on a poor player, contradiction no1 , they will struggle to replace someone who is overrated and not as good as most thing , contradiction no 2.

its toddler level of wumming , disappointed Culer. you must do better. Not every idiot can just pull of successful wums,
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I’m not wumming. Haaland is a poor player technically.
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boring , unimaginative and lazy effort

comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Culèr: The Evolving Brand ✅ (U9489)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 1 hour, 59 minutes ago
comment by Culèr: The Evolving Brand ✅ (U9489)
posted 16 hours, 3 minutes ago
He’s overrated and needs to improve a lot as a footballer. At times the ball bounces off him instead of basic contract, very poor touch and technique. City are getting too reliant on him, could be huge problems when he gets injured… Kane is a much better player.
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dude if your gonna wum at least do a decent job of it ..... there is an art to wumming that you need to learn.

He needs to improve a lot, his first touch is horrible, he lacks technique ....... city are too reliant on a poor player, contradiction no1 , they will struggle to replace someone who is overrated and not as good as most thing , contradiction no 2.

its toddler level of wumming , disappointed Culer. you must do better. Not every idiot can just pull of successful wums,
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I’m not wumming. Haaland is a poor player technically.
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boring , unimaginative and lazy effort
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Lazy like Haaland’s first touches

I suggest you actually watch him play, rather than goal highlights. His technique and all round technical quality is very underwhelming compared to other strikers.

Culer

You are being very boring, you bring nothing to the City pages but the same inane drivel. Given that Haaland's first touch last night was to score a goal even you cannot argue it is a poor first touch. Every pro, ex pro and pundit and pretty much every fan except you and Sandy thinks he is the best striker in the world. Given that City have many players who are better footballers than Kane why would City need another? They needed a goal scorer and they have the best.

Your arguments are so fatuous as to mark you as either a very poor WUM, someone who literally knows nothing about football or alternatively a total idiot.

Whichever it is, just stop, you are helping to destroy ja 606.