What do you do?

comment by newWAYNEorder (U23010)
posted 44 minutes ago
comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 16 hours, 29 minutes ago
I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.
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let me guess the last one didnt slow down much .........

comment by newWAYNEorder (U23010)
posted 25 minutes ago
comment by Pierre Reedy (U1734)
posted 4 hours, 46 minutes ago
Also is there an exact point in life that you decide that you are now a grown up and start becoming boring and not having any fun anymore? What age would you recommend that I do this? Is there like a specific date I can plan for to decide to make my life boring and unfun? Would be good to know in advance I guess.
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at the age of 33 years 7 months 5 days, about 11.28 am.

Give or take 5 mins
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or do what I did.... sleep in that day, and be peter pan for life ... ill never grow up, feck that I like fun too much !!

comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by newWAYNEorder (U23010)
posted 25 minutes ago
comment by Pierre Reedy (U1734)
posted 4 hours, 46 minutes ago
Also is there an exact point in life that you decide that you are now a grown up and start becoming boring and not having any fun anymore? What age would you recommend that I do this? Is there like a specific date I can plan for to decide to make my life boring and unfun? Would be good to know in advance I guess.
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at the age of 33 years 7 months 5 days, about 11.28 am.

Give or take 5 mins
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or do what I did.... sleep in that day, and be peter pan for life ... ill never grow up, feck that I like fun too much !!
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Do you actually work at the zoo?

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I paint the humbugs in the sweet factory, better than my last job at the biscuit factory taking the penguins for a walk

comment by Eric_the_red (U1122)
posted 52 minutes ago
I paint the humbugs in the sweet factory, better than my last job at the biscuit factory taking the penguins for a walk
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You want to see the state of the cvnt that got your job

It's a means to an end ofcourse but does anyone hate their job?

Indifference would be the word. Very boring stuff, but I don't have to work hard, have a gym in the building, I never think about my work after 4pm and I'm home by 415 on the days I'm in the office.

comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 9 hours, 44 minutes ago
comment by Pierre Reedy (U1734)
posted 19 minutes ago
Also "what do you do?" When someone asks me this I never answer with what I do for work. As if a job defines "what you do" in life.

What does everyone actually do?
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Play golf (badly), consume the occasional Guinness, run, listen to metal and travel when I can to see Metallica
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Irish has this spot on.

Facking midges lads. Got a fire going