Dear Glazers,
I am aware this may seem a tad revolutionary, but please hear me out.
What I'm proposing is a slight rebranding of the club that could really drive the bottom line by attracting a veritable online army of loyal incels and assorted misogynists who are sick and tired of all the woke inclusivity nonsense that's afflicting football.
As a big plus, it would allow the club to bring in the hugely successful Marc Overmars, of Ajax, Antwerp and dikpic fame, as DoF. Men United could also reinstate some of the players who've fallen from grace and bring in others who've been sidelined or released by their clubs.
Pending approval from the marketing arm headed by RDD and Scholay, the all-new Men United might even manage to find a place for the lovely Luis Rubiales.
Alternatively, just get the Qatar deal done to make United the third such club in the Premier League.
The (almost) all-new Men United
posted on 28/9/23
comment by >💲Baz tard (U19119)
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comment by Silver (U6112)
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comment by Redastomatoes- Feels very Moyesian...cleverson forever!If he is good enough he is ready! (U12026)
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comment by Malachi Boateng (U1734)
posted 14 minutes ago
there trying too ban Ham from West Ham cos its offensive too vegan's when will this end
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But ham is so delicious
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Especially a shank
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Best to keep food and mastuuurbation seperate
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posted on 28/9/23
The new Villa shirts become both sweaty and clingy after a few minutes.
All women’s teams should be made to wear shirts made of the same fabric along with a goal ban on sports bras.
posted on 28/9/23
*total ban and goal ban
posted on 28/9/23
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 23 minutes ago
The new Villa shirts become both sweaty and clingy after a few minutes.
All women’s teams should be made to wear shirts made of the same fabric along with a goal ban on sports bras.
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Dunno why they wear bras, none of them would make the front cover of Mammoth melons monthly
posted on 28/9/23
I thought feminism was all about freeing the nips anyway
posted on 28/9/23
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 23 minutes ago
The new Villa shirts become both sweaty and clingy after a few minutes.
All women’s teams should be made to wear shirts made of the same fabric along with a goal ban on sports bras.
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Dunno why they wear bras, none of them would make the front cover of Mammoth melons monthly
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Shape and form is everything
posted on 28/9/23
Don't forget the Tatoo's Boris !
posted on 28/9/23
Shouldn't Boris Gibson be changed to Boris Gibperson
posted on 28/9/23
comment by Michael Edwards 7-0 FC {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} (U2720)
posted 1 minute ago
Shouldn't Boris Gibson be changed to Boris Gibperson
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You meant Doris Gimpson. It's more apt for one that identifies as a plastic blue chair.
posted on 29/9/23
comment by Michael Edwards 7-0 FC {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} (U2720)
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comment by Pun (U21588)
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comment by >💲Baz tard (U19119)
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comment by Malachi Boateng (U1734)
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comment by The Post Nearly Man (U1270)
posted 11 seconds ago
The standard of debate's improved since I took a break from here
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Change your name to The Post Nearly Person, or get the hell out
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