Plans everyone? Might go to Ramsay's Ibrox place and call him a cvnt? Actually remembered going to his place at One Devonshire when MrsS was heavily pregnant with two in the oven. She ordered the lamb which was a mistake because it came pinker than Peppa and it needed an argument to get it heated through even though it was obvious why she should be concerned. Defo a cvnt.
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Re last Friday, this just dropped in my inbox, Zico.
Tesco Bank crunched its own car insurance data and found that 17% of claims for stolen motors were for Ford models. Land Rovers were second, accounting for 11% of claims, followed by Mercedes (10%), BMWs (8%) and Vauxhalls (8%).
Vehicles between five and eight years old were responsible for 40% of Tesco Bank insurance claims, with cars manufactured in 2016 most likely to be stolen - they made up 12% of claims in 2022-23.
Black was the most-common colour of car reported stolen, accounting for a quarter (26%) of all claims made to Tesco Bank’s car Insurance claims team. Grey was second (19%) and white (17%) third.
Even if your vehicle isn't stolen itself, thieves are also prone to make away with expensive parts that can cost thousands of pounds to replace.
Dave Thompson, claims director at Tesco Bank, says: 'While Land Rovers are sought after and can be sold on quickly, some models like Fords can be broken down pretty much overnight and sold on for parts the next morning.
'And while the precious metals in catalytic converters aren’t fetching as much as they once did, thieves are turning to other high-value parts such as the steering wheels in BMWs.'
Further analysis of Tesco Bank car Insurance data reveals that Birmingham is a hotspot for car thefts, accounting for 8% of all claims made, followed by London (7%) and Sheffield (6%).
Most thefts happen when drivers are tucked up in bed, with 36% of claims indicating the theft took place between midnight and 7am.
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Capital weekend for the Glasgow two - confident? When do we hear from UEFA? Will the GB pay the fine again? Will they get the money out of the 'bank'?
Shocker for the Dons. Never saw it. Next up a tricky away day against their old manager on a shocker of a pitch.
Friday again
posted on 28/10/23
The last pub in glasgow to open a woman’s toilet…
It shows. Only phannie in there is your man
posted on 28/10/23
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 5 minutes ago
The last pub in glasgow to open a woman’s toilet…
It shows. Only phannie in there is your man
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Our table was reserved for the trad musicians so we moved onto Aragon who were hosting a fooking trad music outing from Dundee Uni There was more than 20 of the cants took up half the pub - some fine young ladies right enough. Ate in #16 which was good as usual tho the jalapeño steak sauce played havoc with my erse for days
posted on 28/10/23
Glad I baled when I did last night - fresh as this morning - heading town again for some errands. You stay out long?
Train last night got caught with the thistle phannies heading back from Hampden. West end neds just not very neddy but still jumping barriers and generally being vvanks.
posted on 28/10/23
https://x.com/lfcrazz/status/1717874509523370126?s=46&t=aPp6PYv3EpCIXaZLU4Kayw
Missed this - unbelievable
posted on 28/10/23
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 18 minutes ago
https://x.com/lfcrazz/status/1717874509523370126?s=46&t=aPp6PYv3EpCIXaZLU4Kayw
Missed this - unbelievable
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Stupid sports clubs ending up being seen as political in a vain attempt to try and demonstrate they’re not political.
Anyways. Master Ginger 2 bailed at 1 and lauders about 20 minutes after. Up and breakfasting to meet Master Ginger 1 at Queen Street to head through. Master Ginger 2 cried foul this morning and is refusing to travel through.
Pumpkin picking ffs
posted on 28/10/23
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 1 hour, 30 minutes ago
https://x.com/lfcrazz/status/1717874509523370126?s=46&t=aPp6PYv3EpCIXaZLU4Kayw
Missed this - unbelievable
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You can't go against Israel in anyway. No matter what they've done.
posted on 28/10/23
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 2 hours, 36 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 18 minutes ago
https://x.com/lfcrazz/status/1717874509523370126?s=46&t=aPp6PYv3EpCIXaZLU4Kayw
Missed this - unbelievable
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Stupid sports clubs ending up being seen as political in a vain attempt to try and demonstrate they’re not political.
Anyways. Master Ginger 2 bailed at 1 and lauders about 20 minutes after. Up and breakfasting to meet Master Ginger 1 at Queen Street to head through. Master Ginger 2 cried foul this morning and is refusing to travel through.
Pumpkin picking ffs
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posted on 28/10/23
Pumpkin picking. I remember that. Being dragged to a shiitty gazebo a farm park has thrown up and being charged fifteen quid to pick a pumpkin off the ground they’ve put there specially instead of paying three quid in Aldi.
I’m so glad I’m divorced.
posted on 28/10/23
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 6 hours, 54 minutes ago
Glad I baled when I did last night - fresh as this morning - heading town again for some errands. You stay out long?
Train last night got caught with the thistle phannies heading back from Hampden. West end neds just not very neddy but still jumping barriers and generally being vvanks.
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Yeah I’m still out
posted on 28/10/23
Clark and staff are there. Hope you have a torrid day