Man United Mindfulness Centre

At least you don't have to wait long for a shot at redemption.

We didn't play for weeks after our undeserved and freakish defeat at Arsenal.

Hopefully Michael 'UAE guest referee' Oliver isn't on VAR this time. We might get to HT at 0-0 as it should have been on Sunday.

You need Stuart Atwell to gift you an offside goal.

It'll be like the good old days.

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 21 minutes ago
You need Stuart Atwell to gift you an offside goal.

It'll be like the good old days.
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That would be most welcome. I have forgotten what a goal looks like.

Can't we just punch ourselves in the gonads for 90 minutes? Same experience as watching united.

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 46 minutes ago
Can't we just punch ourselves in the gonads for 90 minutes? Same experience as watching united.
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Don't exaggerate like that. Nothing is worth that.

comment by K7-0ptimus Primal (U1282)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 46 minutes ago
Can't we just punch ourselves in the gonads for 90 minutes? Same experience as watching united.
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Don't exaggerate like that. Nothing is worth that.
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The watching united part?

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by K7-0ptimus Primal (U1282)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 46 minutes ago
Can't we just punch ourselves in the gonads for 90 minutes? Same experience as watching united.
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Don't exaggerate like that. Nothing is worth that.
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The watching united part?
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Yeah, ok.

I wonder if they have space for Hafi on the course? He seems to believe that United were the better team in the Derby. He needs a lot of help to get over his delusions.

Erik ten Hag seems to have become an excuse artist rather than the LEADER that Man U. had hoped for.