'Twas the night before Christmas, switched off is his phone
Not a creature was stirring, Brendan Rodgers came home;
The stockings were hung on the chimney by strangers,
It's now been 2 years since a penalty v Rangers.
The bears were nestled all snug in their beds,
With dreams of TikTok Cantwell stuck in their heads;
The Celtic board saying “GB, Oot you go"
The Celtic support can't decide if they are friend or foe?
When down at Ibrox arose such a clatter,
The saviour Mick Beale is gone – doesn’t matter
Away from the club he flew like a flash,
“I’ve had enough of that portrait of the Queen in a Sash".
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Lex works in recruitment, so picking winners in something he'll know.
When, what to Zico’s wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight JA reindeer,
With his own personal driver, while he drinks Bollinger,
In a moment I knew it had to be Ginger
More rapid than eagles his fellow cliquers to the pub came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Magnum! now, Duke! now, Lauders and Mighty Quinn!
On Ghod! On Silver! on CT and Wee Jum!
We are top of the league! Well we won the final!
Sacking the board is just vital!
NNH was having his lunch, with his serving of poulet - no Nacho,
succulent chicken chunks ensconced in a delectable batter, crisped up with Panko
JFK appeared, but this isn’t the Ritz,
It’s just Bang Bang Chicken p00ft!ts.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Juke came with a bound.
He was dressed up all smart, now the King of Predictor,
He messed up the scores, no one knows who's the victor;
Smid Ger by his side, more Bears have came back,
Not long until they demand Clement gets the sack.
His eyes-how they twinkled! Whodunnit came back time and again!,
His new moniker said, our 1 trophy ruined them!;
Zachsda has now gone, he has just popped to Tesco,
They have a great offer, it’s on Chicken al fresco.
Wee Joe's now a grown up, he’s become much more rounded,
Wait until his parents read this site, he’ll be grounded;
Shizo is here, fed up playing bluegrass,
FFS Lammers, next time just pass;
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
Admin laughed in the mirror in spite of himself;
A wink of his eye and a deft little nod
Atheist sadly left us, he never found God;
A few Celtic fans won money on wagers,
Say that again? You won money on penalty to Rangers?,
Whodunnit has arrived he finally gets a shout out,
Only a few years of watching him pout;
Call Sign sprang to his sleigh, to the JA team gave a whistle,
And all the team cheered like a late winner at Thistle.
But I heard him exclaim to one and to all
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE, THANK GOD FOR FOOTBALL
Call Sign's Annual Christmas Poem
posted on 23/12/23
Bluebell
posted on 23/12/23
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 18 minutes ago
Aye it was a shocking thing to say,for what its worth I am sorry,wont happen again.
I,ll ask admin to delete it.
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Ach I make a living out of saying silly things on here.
Good man for having it deleted. -
posted on 23/12/23
I've just been told what it said. Disgusting. Who even thinks that never mind posts it? No care for the children who suffered, just a point score.
posted on 23/12/23
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 1 hour, 2 minutes ago
Aye it was a shocking thing to say,for what its worth I am sorry,wont happen again.
I,ll ask admin to delete it.
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Fair play.
You want to hear the things I’ve said after a few.
posted on 23/12/23
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 22 minutes ago
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 1 hour, 2 minutes ago
Aye it was a shocking thing to say,for what its worth I am sorry,wont happen again.
I,ll ask admin to delete it.
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Fair play.
You want to hear the things I’ve said after a few.
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“I can get both of you in.”
posted on 23/12/23
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 22 minutes ago
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 1 hour, 2 minutes ago
Aye it was a shocking thing to say,for what its worth I am sorry,wont happen again.
I,ll ask admin to delete it.
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Fair play.
You want to hear the things I’ve said after a few.
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“I can get both of you in.”
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Rookie numbers
posted on 23/12/23
posted on 23/12/23
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 1 hour, 2 minutes ago
Aye it was a shocking thing to say,for what its worth I am sorry,wont happen again.
I,ll ask admin to delete it.
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Fair play.
You want to hear the things I’ve said after a few.
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Let me guess, "I'm in love!"
posted on 23/12/23
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 54 minutes ago
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 1 hour, 2 minutes ago
Aye it was a shocking thing to say,for what its worth I am sorry,wont happen again.
I,ll ask admin to delete it.
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Fair play.
You want to hear the things I’ve said after a few.
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Let me guess, "I'm in love!"
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Every Bastirt week
posted on 29/12/23
Have 5s mate.
Dunno where you get the energy from for this but much appreciated.