Waiting for the Levy lowball?

comment by He who Dares, waits for Trophies (U15748)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Mack (U6574)
posted 6 minutes ago
Personally I hope we just leave you to choke on ffp. Not that bothered about signing that bloke you can’t get to sign a new contract. With any luck the years of being financed by a Russian gangster will finally catch up with you.
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Or strip them off their best players right?
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Win win really, either we sign their best player and captain, or we watch as they sink lower and lower down the league. Cigar time either way

Levy should offer £25m as a starting bid then walk away after lunch.

Give a plastic bid, befitting of a plastic club, with plastic fans.

Will top half hopefuls Chelsea be tempted to sell their main midfielder and be left reliant on two 100m a piece jokers to run their midfield?

Nice little dig about us being the second biggest team in North London.

You do realise you’re the 4th best supported club in London behind Spurs,Arsenal and West Ham

didn't even need to put supported in there

Chelsea were a dogs dinner last night, defence all over the place, £200m central defensive midfield getting pulled apart, toothless in attack, no patterns of play at all. Would mark a dismal 24 hours if we swooped in and bought their captain because they’ve knackered themselves on FFP for a load of misfits.

But I don’t think it’ll happen - Gallagher probably wouldn’t wanna come to us, and Levy will make a low ball offer that they won’t entertain. The silver lining is that without the dosh for academy product Gallagher they’ll have to stew in their own juice - and believe me if I ever tried that I’d probably drown! Woof woof!!

I have this vision in my head of Deal or No Deal.

Phone rings at Chelsea, its the banker (Levy) - "the offer is £25m"

Chelsea - "No deal"

Then as the season progresses and Chelsea's figures look even weaker & weaker, the phone rings again. Its the banker.

"£20m, or else you're FFP fecked.

After a bit of grovelling, £22m agreed.

Looks like they can’t sell the Sloughbanian so now entertaining loan bids to get his wages off the books.

They literally sounded a billion pounds on THAT team