So basically…

comment by fridgeboy (U1053)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Bill Nick: pop star (U23088)
posted 26 minutes ago
I was thinking the other day funnily enough about when I was in London hahaha.
OMG.
2005 ish. God.
This SMOKING hot chick (I think kiwi) moved in.
First time I saw her we had a quick chat and lots of smiles.
Second time I saw her was when I bumped into her outside the bathroom in her pyjamas (she was wearing them), and she basically said "how about we just get on with it?".

I was such a tragedy, I don't actually remember speaking to her again after that


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When I was, an embarrassing age. Let's say 20.

I went on a 'lads' weekend to Aberystwyth, where I met (in the bar of what I think it was the Gower Hotel) a girl who I maintain to this day might have been the best looking woman in Wales.

Claire. She was called.

Claire was wearing, a brilliant bright white trouser suit. Short little blonde thing. She was STUNNING.

I guess I had a drink with her, then we went off round the town. We went to another bar, then she took me to a club, which she called Porkies. I never established if it was actually called Porkies, and the name meant nothing to me at the time, other than that it reminded me a bit of that film with the shower scene.

She has her arms wrapped around my neck on the dancefloor, for what seemed at the time like ever.

Somehow, and this astonishes me to this day (and I do wonder if it was because I so was drunk). I did not know what to do, so I left and went back to the hotel

comment by Bill Nick: pop star (U23088)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by fridgeboy (U1053)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Bill Nick: pop star (U23088)
posted 26 minutes ago
I was thinking the other day funnily enough about when I was in London hahaha.
OMG.
2005 ish. God.
This SMOKING hot chick (I think kiwi) moved in.
First time I saw her we had a quick chat and lots of smiles.
Second time I saw her was when I bumped into her outside the bathroom in her pyjamas (she was wearing them), and she basically said "how about we just get on with it?".

I was such a tragedy, I don't actually remember speaking to her again after that


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQnRusQAdo0
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When I was, an embarrassing age. Let's say 20.

I went on a 'lads' weekend to Aberystwyth, where I met (in the bar of what I think it was the Gower Hotel) a girl who I maintain to this day might have been the best looking woman in Wales.

Claire. She was called.

Claire was wearing, a brilliant bright white trouser suit. Short little blonde thing. She was STUNNING.

I guess I had a drink with her, then we went off round the town. We went to another bar, then she took me to a club, which she called Porkies. I never established if it was actually called Porkies, and the name meant nothing to me at the time, other than that it reminded me a bit of that film with the shower scene.

She has her arms wrapped around my neck on the dancefloor, for what seemed at the time like ever.

Somehow, and this astonishes me to this day (and I do wonder if it was because I so was drunk). I did not know what to do, so I left and went back to the hotel

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"a girl who I maintain to this day might have been the best looking woman in Wales."

Followed by...

"...I so was drunk"


makes me think she wasn't even close to being the best looking woman in Wales. I bet she looked like a pork scratching in broad daylight.

Nah, she was 10/10 that girl. Dead set.
I was 22 btw.

My mate went to Uni there and reckoned she was the best looking girl in town.

comment by Stoopo (U4707)

She was probably just letting one rip.
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comment by Bill Nick: pop star (U23088)
posted 1 hour, 10 minutes ago
comment by fridgeboy (U1053)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Bill Nick: pop star (U23088)
posted 26 minutes ago
I was thinking the other day funnily enough about when I was in London hahaha.
OMG.
2005 ish. God.
This SMOKING hot chick (I think kiwi) moved in.
First time I saw her we had a quick chat and lots of smiles.
Second time I saw her was when I bumped into her outside the bathroom in her pyjamas (she was wearing them), and she basically said "how about we just get on with it?".

I was such a tragedy, I don't actually remember speaking to her again after that


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQnRusQAdo0
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When I was, an embarrassing age. Let's say 20.

I went on a 'lads' weekend to Aberystwyth, where I met (in the bar of what I think it was the Gower Hotel) a girl who I maintain to this day might have been the best looking woman in Wales.

Claire. She was called.

Claire was wearing, a brilliant bright white trouser suit. Short little blonde thing. She was STUNNING.

I guess I had a drink with her, then we went off round the town. We went to another bar, then she took me to a club, which she called Porkies. I never established if it was actually called Porkies, and the name meant nothing to me at the time, other than that it reminded me a bit of that film with the shower scene.

She has her arms wrapped around my neck on the dancefloor, for what seemed at the time like ever.

Somehow, and this astonishes me to this day (and I do wonder if it was because I so was drunk). I did not know what to do, so I left and went back to the hotel

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This story reminds of a bloke I knew at work who was a fair bit older than I was. It was the bit about the white trouser suit in your story that did it. He was on a night out in the 80s I think somewhere in Spain. He decided to go full on Travolta/Miami Vice with a white suit and waistcoat. He got to some bar somewhere and him and his mates met this group of girls, and obviously, he wanted to impress them. In front of the girls after buying a round he asked the waiter whether he could have a shot of a drink that wasn't on the menu. It wasn't available to buy as it was just a decorate bottle of alcohol with a dead lizard inside. He insisted and the waiter relented. He downed his shot of lizard juice and felt the big man. They moved onto a club and were having a good time dancing but my mate wasn't feeling great. He was trying his best to bust some moves but it all got a bit too much. Standing there in his full white suit, he sharted so much turning his white trouser suit brown, that it eventually started dribbling out of the suit and onto the dance floor. He waddled out of the club and realised he had no idea where he was and had to walk miles back to the hotel in his shiiiity white suit in front of thousands of holidaymakers.

Absolute feckin classic.

Think yourself lucky, I’m fed up of being arsegrabbed every time a woman walks past

When I walk past women, 9.9 times out of 10 they're glued to there phone and only glance up at the last second to avoid collision 🙄

comment by Shaun M - supercalifragilisticOrtaisatrocious (U9955)
posted 23 minutes ago
When I walk past women, 9.9 times out of 10 they're glued to there phone and only glance up at the last second to avoid collision 🙄
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They didn't used to have phones.

comment by Brian Gittins (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 59 minutes ago
Think yourself lucky, I’m fed up of being arsegrabbed every time a woman walks past
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I think that's Phil Taylor in drag.