If footballers were honest...

Got it! It's music festival season and Schizo is celebrating the 55th (see what I did there) anniversary of Woodstock!

I don't actually mind playing with Mason Greenwood cos he probably wont rape me and I'm alllllll about self interest

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 38 minutes ago
Got it! It's music festival season and Schizo is celebrating the 55th (see what I did there) anniversary of Woodstock!
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R u suggestiing that am pashed?

Why did I sign?

Have you seen the ass on that cute physio and I get injured.... a lot!

Ronaldo?



No, just Ronald, who were you expecting?

commentators guilty as well

https://www.google.com/search?q=exploding+heads+he+knows+the+club&oq=he+knows+the+club&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqCAgBEAAYFhgeMgYIABBFGDkyCAgBEAAYFhgeMgoIAhAAGIAEGKIEMgoIAxAAGIAEGKIEMgoIBBAAGIAEGKIE0gEINDY2N2owajeoAgiwAgE&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:a7927e0a,vid:A0l3Fum29xA,st:0

comment by montleeds (U18330)
posted 6 hours, 40 minutes ago
Manchester UTD?
There's two Manchester clubs?
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Yeah mate, just up the M62 from Everton.

Actually we don’t take collective responsibility for that goal. We are going to point the finger. It was clearly the keeper’s fault for fumbling that weak shot into the net. It wasn’t anyone else’s fault now was it?

No, can only play away games as the home strip clashes with my boots and my sponsorship is way more important

Best offer I could get, so eh.....here a 'um