Procrastinators of the world unite!!!,

Is your insomnia what makes your articles so good?

These aren't just articles. They're KPPR articles.

What time is the party!?

I WILL BE THERE

KPPR I worked in Tesco in 2005 doing nightshifts, I remember I hid a freeview box, and stole it on my way home. I was the first to have freeview out of all my peers. I was watching Sky Sports News, while they were still on teletext. I have more supermarket stories

STOP CHANGING YOUR NAME YOU GIMP!

Hi Lady,

When should we begin ? 12 pm on the dot I think ??

Last years was a real success !

its started lady

No Dave.

It starts tomorrow at 12. I will do a better bash than 2010.

ok good

That is funny, I was about to watch the Brian Cox thing on iPlayer.

Now STOP CHANGING YOUR FRICKING NAME!