You were always my favourite
Get off my board - you're not welcome here
who are you? this is my land
"who are you? this is my land"
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I'm Lady Constansza, professional croquet player and lover of guinea fowl. This is my father's estate.
Be warned, Simon my gamekeeper shall eradicate you in due course
I'm Sir Digby saver of damsels in distress
Jeeves! escort this mad woman from the premises
Simon, the hounds please!!
Jeeves! bring the trained alpacas!!
Trained in the art of pain!
Simon, fill the hipflasks with the finest gin. Contact Colonel Timothy Entwhistle - we need his men. Tell him we shall be home in before dawn in triumph!!
This is your final warning Jeeves has informed the horsemen of your tresspass and they are most displeased
Captain Tottingham has also told me to send you the warning that we will call down the Men of the Mountains if you do not leave
It's too late for the men from the mountains. Wing Commander Cuthbert Walkingshaw has driven them to the other side of the valley with his trusted spitfire.
Captain Tottingham is a traitor - he is wanted in 17 counties. He will be of no use to you.
My old university friend Countess Prunella Saxonthwaite is preparing her huskies as we speak. Just one last glass of gin and we are on our way.
The Eagles have been released! prepare for defeat!
My 3rd cousin twice removed is Baron Von Hinklebottom and he is readying his Zeppelin with some enough troops, weaponry, battle elephants and light refreshmants for us to be able to hold our line for the next 207 full moons. Admit defeat now and i shall spare the children!
My noble cousin Earl Johan Van Kasbergen is arriving with his men from his estate in Botswana. Complete with some of the finest sharpshooters in the whole of Africa they will eliminate all of van Hinkelbottom's Zeppelins.
Just one more glass of gin and they will make their way from the Isle Of Wight.
I won, this is due to the line
"Just one more glass of gin and they will make their way from the Isle Of Wight."
seeing as i actually live on the Isle of Wight the battle is mine
This 'War' was never 'Won'
Hello
I have reignited it.
The mighty force of digby island shall never be defeated
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posted on 11/7/11
Yay Digby
posted on 11/7/11
You were always my favourite
posted on 11/7/11
Get off my board - you're not welcome here
posted on 11/7/11
who are you? this is my land
posted on 12/7/11
"who are you? this is my land"
===========================================
I'm Lady Constansza, professional croquet player and lover of guinea fowl. This is my father's estate.
Be warned, Simon my gamekeeper shall eradicate you in due course
posted on 12/7/11
I'm Sir Digby saver of damsels in distress
Jeeves! escort this mad woman from the premises
posted on 12/7/11
Simon, the hounds please!!
posted on 12/7/11
Jeeves! bring the trained alpacas!!
Trained in the art of pain!
posted on 12/7/11
Simon, fill the hipflasks with the finest gin. Contact Colonel Timothy Entwhistle - we need his men. Tell him we shall be home in before dawn in triumph!!
posted on 13/7/11
This is your final warning Jeeves has informed the horsemen of your tresspass and they are most displeased
Captain Tottingham has also told me to send you the warning that we will call down the Men of the Mountains if you do not leave
posted on 14/7/11
It's too late for the men from the mountains. Wing Commander Cuthbert Walkingshaw has driven them to the other side of the valley with his trusted spitfire.
Captain Tottingham is a traitor - he is wanted in 17 counties. He will be of no use to you.
My old university friend Countess Prunella Saxonthwaite is preparing her huskies as we speak. Just one last glass of gin and we are on our way.
posted on 14/7/11
The Eagles have been released! prepare for defeat!
My 3rd cousin twice removed is Baron Von Hinklebottom and he is readying his Zeppelin with some enough troops, weaponry, battle elephants and light refreshmants for us to be able to hold our line for the next 207 full moons. Admit defeat now and i shall spare the children!
posted on 15/7/11
My noble cousin Earl Johan Van Kasbergen is arriving with his men from his estate in Botswana. Complete with some of the finest sharpshooters in the whole of Africa they will eliminate all of van Hinkelbottom's Zeppelins.
Just one more glass of gin and they will make their way from the Isle Of Wight.
posted on 4/9/11
So who won?
posted on 4/9/11
I won, this is due to the line
"Just one more glass of gin and they will make their way from the Isle Of Wight."
seeing as i actually live on the Isle of Wight the battle is mine
posted on 22/1/12
posted on 22/1/12
This 'War' was never 'Won'
posted on 22/1/12
Hello
I have reignited it.
posted on 22/1/12
Are you Switzerland
posted on 22/1/12
I don't know who I am.
posted on 22/1/12
The mighty force of digby island shall never be defeated
posted on 29/6/12
posted on 29/6/12
posted on 13/9/12
Bangor University
posted on 13/9/12
I agree
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