Thinking "what a waste of time, a real loser" ?

She would probably have been OK with it if you had said you are getting back AT your ex-wife.

She's probably thinking:

"I'm his carer, I'm also a 6' 3" bloke with a ginger beard, why does he think I'm his girlfriend?"

Wife? Girlfriend?

You have neither - you're only 15

You forgot to deflate her?

To be honest Oxtail I don't wanna know, if your wife's playing you keep it on the low, because your heart can't take it anymore.

comment by BraveheartTyke (U6173)
posted 14 minutes ago
To be honest Oxtail I don't wanna know, if your wife's playing you keep it on the low, because your heart can't take it anymore.
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Is this a song you’re quoting son?

I don’t wanna…talk about it…how you broke my heart

comment by Brian Gittins (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 6 minutes ago
You forgot to deflate her?
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Last night my wife washed up the dishes unaware that I was watching her the entire time.

Looks like another case for DC Tosh Lines to get his moustache into

comment by PawlBawron (U1055)
posted 33 minutes ago
Last night my wife washed up the dishes unaware that I was watching her the entire time.
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Makes no sense whatsoever

comment by Oxtail (U18859)
posted 30 seconds ago
comment by PawlBawron (U1055)
posted 33 minutes ago
Last night my wife washed up the dishes unaware that I was watching her the entire time.
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Makes no sense whatsoever

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See your original post for clarification

Last night my wife vacuumed the stairs unaware that I was watching her the entire time.

comment by PawlBawron (U1055)
posted 1 minute ago
Last night my wife vacuumed the stairs unaware that I was watching her the entire time.
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It's true, I was watching through the window.

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by PawlBawron (U1055)
posted 1 minute ago
Last night my wife vacuumed the stairs unaware that I was watching her the entire time.
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It's true, I was watching through the window.
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was she nekid?

comment by montleeds (U18330)
posted 1 hour, 34 minutes ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by PawlBawron (U1055)
posted 1 minute ago
Last night my wife vacuumed the stairs unaware that I was watching her the entire time.
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It's true, I was watching through the window.
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was she nekid?
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No. She's Amish.

comment by mancWoohoo - Maximus Mardius Cobonius (U10676)
posted 30 minutes ago
comment by montleeds (U18330)
posted 1 hour, 34 minutes ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by PawlBawron (U1055)
posted 1 minute ago
Last night my wife vacuumed the stairs unaware that I was watching her the entire time.
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It's true, I was watching through the window.
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was she nekid?
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No. She's Amish.
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Surely if she's married, she's Amishush, Sir Sean

Ignore the comments from the dkicheads

Do what's right for you

oh. wait.
why's this on the spurs board?

comment by Bill Nick: African pop star (U23088)
posted 5 minutes ago
oh. wait.
why's this on the spurs board?
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Aren’t we friends?

3some??

She's wondering if now it's right time to tell you she's cheating