If money was no object...

Actually....Guys come on...Michael Owen, out of contract, will enjoy being in limelight and we know he will score goals. Hasnt lost pace or finishing ability as seen vs Blackpool...

Agree with the hairdresser Micheal Owen would be perfect for us. Has pace and is a natural goal poacher. Would love to see him at the Reebok.
I also reckon working with Coyle and him getting a game week in, week out would get him back in the England squad.

The hairdresser? cmon dude lol Went with Hairstylist for alliteration! Owen would definately score a few goals for us though.. And with a certain swede leaving we could no doubt afford him..

If money is no object then why do I have to be realistic?

I have it on good authority that Bradley Johnson will be the first signing that we make.

Nilmar from Villareal
Marko Marin from Werder Bremen
Sebastian Larsson from Birmingham
oh and
Manuel Neuer from Shalke

I'd have Gavin McCann, because our manager is a retarded ginger hillbilly.

comment by Shibboleth30 (U3599)
posted 4 hours, 46 minutes ago

I'd have Gavin McCann, because our manager is a retarded ginger hillbilly.

Sorry for the idiot who's stolen my monicker, a very sad individual, please ignore him he is obviously in prison or summat. Most wums play clean and by the book but this one is a ker of the highest order.

Please feel free to check my accounts IP address for duplication. Once that's clear, I assume you'll retract.

However it won't be on that account....

Shibboleth30, you have always been a numpty. Even on the old 606. Stop copying people's usernames and grow up. You are an embarassment to us fellow Owls.

Fair comment Izzy. I hold my hands up, you are the boss. I didn't know you harboured that opinion of me. I feel betrayed and hurt.