Aguero and the mystery injury

I researched videos of the motorbike on YouTube and they go up to 60mph and they're so small I'd like to buy one though they look fun

I heard Balotelli set he's foot on fire when he was having an afernoon nap because he's Tevez's best mate, & Balotelli hates Tevez.because he went off playing golf for three months.

It might not be true though.

Whichever is true, his timing is perfect, here's to three points tonight, tally ho......................

I'd heard a rumour he was told to use a muscle pain relief spray, so he used Mr Muscle oven cleaner. Oops!

"Whichever is true, his timing is perfect, here's to three points tonight, tally ho"

I didn't realise we'd loaned Aguero to Blackburn?

You have'nt, come on son keep up.

Son? The only person who calls me that is my dad, and he's 73!

Really?

The only time Deep Heat really burns is if you smear some on your nadgers by mistake eg near a groin injury.

oh god yes, thats extremely hot...but quite pleasant at the same time, it goes hot , then cool, then hot again, like eating an extremely hot chilli pepper, and i dont mean Anthony Kiedis