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on Tuesday...

by Captain Daddy Puppy (U4343)

when I win £154,000,000 on the Euromillions, I intend to buy Glasgow Rangers, employ John Barnes as manager, change the team strip to Pink (dark beige for the away kit) and have the team sponsored by Lucky Charms!

But it's not all bad news, I intend to have the team run out to a live performance from a Susan Boyle impersonator!

all of which i can pay for with the first day of interest received on my winnings, the rest of which I intend to spend on cakes.



What are YOU going to do with your millions?!

posted on 2/7/11

Java cakes?

posted on 2/7/11

A did give it a 5

posted on 2/7/11

Very good my friend.

posted on 2/7/11

i am now able to buy the darkside because i have won the lottery it's amazing what you can get for a tenner these days

posted on 2/7/11

You'd still only be worth a fraction of what I'm worth if you won that amount.


I own 3 yachts and 2 private jets and co-own a chain of luxury hotels in Paris with my special friend Jean-Paul Gaultier.





Glasgow Rangers pride of the Empire!

posted on 2/7/11

You own a chain of luxury hotels! I find it amazing that you have time to talk uttershit on this and still play monopoly.

posted on 2/7/11

What will you do with the other £135,999,999.00?

posted on 2/7/11

I was just thinking about Craigie-boy in his transfer dealings.
Craigie-boy:"What do you mean a million for 1 player. I just bought a whole team for a pound."

posted on 2/7/11

Absolute belter from the OP

posted on 3/7/11

RANGERSWORLD,

Kudos to you sir!

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