What's wrong with rugby these days?

OK folks, the chance for a good old fashioned rant - what needs to change

1) Opera Singers
They always used to say that the Arms park was the biggest male voice choir in the World, a national anthem should be inspiring to teams and fans and should be sung lusturously by the crowd, rather than screeched by some random woman who sounds like she's having a seizure. This is a rugby match, it is not an audition for the Magic Flute

2) Advertising on shirts
Blasphemy! England are not owned by O2, nor Scotland by Famous Grouse - a whisky for jumped up meths drinkers, Wales might have better one in Brains but a national or club jersey is sacred and shouldn't be for sale

3) Advertising on the pitch
The advertising hordings are there for a reason, there is no need for stupid pitch paint that never drys and makes the player look like they are auditioning for extras roles in Braveheart

4) Shirt Colours
Australia are yellow,England are white, France are light blue, Ireland are medium green, New Zealand are black, Scotland are dark blue, South Africa are dark green, Wales are red - no change strips, no stupid stripes, just the plain colour and the emblem - thats it

5) Shirt design
A shirt should have a collar, buttons and should be made of heavy cotton, players should not look like they are wearing the cover of a table tennis bat shrink wrapped on to them. A shirt is meant to get 10lbs heavier when it rains

6) Isotonic drinks and warm ups
Should be replaced by pints of ale / lager / Guinness - France are excepted and can have wine