Player Anagrams.

Taking inspiration from my own username.. I have sought out the finest of anagrams of PL player's names.

Yohan Cabaye - 'Ahoy Acne Bay!'
Fabricio Coloccini - 'If a Iconic Broccoli..'
Luka Modric - 'Rum Cola Kid'
George Elokobi - 'Ogre Elk Boogie'
Lionel Messi - 'Senile Limos'
Sergio Aguero - 'A Soggier Euro'
Younes Kaboul - 'You @nus Bloke'
Theo Walcott - 'The Total Cow'
Andy Carroll - 'An@l Cry Lord'
Gary Caldwell - 'Lady Leg Crawl'
Adam Bogdan - 'Badman Goad'
Lee Cattermole - 'Camelttoe Leer'
Clint Dempsey - 'Sly Minced Pet'
Darren Bent - 'Banter Nerd'
Rory Delap - 'Lady Roper'
Anthony Pilkington - 'Pint Thanking Loony'
Tim Howard - 'Maid Throw'
Scott Sinclair - 'Scant Cl1toris'
Fernando Torres - 'Farrted? No Senor'
Luis Nani - 'Absolute '

Any more?