Whyte, Murray and Scottish Justice

To show fitba fans everywhere that the Scottish legal system remains one of the finest in the world, prior to sentencing the above 2 charlatans, the judge’s summation should include the following:

‘Craig Whyte and David Murray. That you stand before this court today will, I am sure, have come as a surprise to many, not least your erstwhile smug and, as it turns out, disastrously complacent selves. However, to those with a more rounded experience of your methods and morality, both the beneficiaries and the victims of your self-righteous and self appointed crusading, it will remain a source of bed wetting astonishment that it has taken so long for the forces of law to bring themselves to bear upon your arrogant and devious persons.
‘You are, in the well-chosen words of our Prime Minister in describing your ilk, unreconstructed wankurs. To that one might add that you both have infinitely more to say for yourselves than your knowledge or experience could possibly justify, and that I have seldom found myself passing sentence on a pair of chancers so evidently lacking the benefits of a damn good kicking
‘In short, Mr Whyte and Mr Murray, there is no place for you here in the future. This is a new Scotland, with new standards and a new morality. I must not allow it or its institutions - nascent and ancient alike - to be disparaged and prejudiced by the diseased mind of a couple of wee Shiites like you. For this reason, I order that you be taken from this court, henceforth to a place of confinement, there to dwell in perpetual fear of being chibbed and humped by rabid schemies.
‘Take them down.’



Just re-reading some of his auld stuff and when I read this I thought of the wide boys who have totally fckd up Rangers - hopefully the bears see the humour in this as I’m sure they could dae wi a laugh after aw the goings on. For anybody thats no read his stuff I’d highly recommend Christopher Brookmyre