Ingenious Plans

You guys do understand that this has all been an ingenious plan to get us into the Champions League in 2 seasons.

Think about it, we play crap and get relegated, giving the top teams time to forget about us.

"For how long?" I hear you ask, well, I'm not a Venky so I can not speculate on this I.m afraid. Their brains are far superior to mine so I could never guess and certainly never understand.

Then, once we are far from everyones mind........ BAM right in the kisser, we somehow sneak back into the premier league and go on our 10 match unbeaten run, no, wait make that 20, culminating in a top 4 finish and the coup de grace of being back where we belong and playing the cream of the crop.

And how do we do this?

Nurture promising young players for one or two seasons, selling them off at the first opportunity, "re-investing" in consultancy fees to major agents and age-ing second rate free transfers and loan deals.

While we do that we sneakily sell off our captain and the next 2 in line, plus anyone who might actually have an opinion and certainly anyone could be classed as a senior player.

Why do we do this?

To get to 4th of course and make sure that nobody and I mean NOBODY upsets our Mr Kean. Are you listening Gael??????

Ingenious, is it not?