they are short and to a point

C'mon John Bhoy, lighten up a bit, we were only having a laugh for goodness sake..... until you came along that is.

hillbillybear

You want me to lighten up? Okay then here is a joke:

McCoist walks into a sperm donor bank...

"I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist.

"Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?".

"Aye" replies McCoist "you should have my details on your computer".

"Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call your wife for you?"

"Why do I need help?" asks McCoist. The receptionist replies

"Well, it says on your record that you're a useless Juan Kerr...."

Only a bigot would obsess about another man's sperm!



pffft

Ishmael

There is a difference between a joke and every day obsession of an individual you have deep hatred for, to the extent of analysing or extensively researching the state of his teeth. However you are the "special" type so I'll go easy on you son.

"to the extent of analysing or extensively researching the state of his teeth."


How much research and analysis do you reckon I had to do to conclude his mooth is boufin'?

No idea, you tell me or better yet try having a mature conversation.

'No idea, you tell me'

You must have SOME idea, surely? You brought up the point of analysis and EXTENSIVE research. All I am asking you to do is quantify your statement.


Pffft

john bhoy's a keeper

Henry... definitely one to keep an eye on.

gnite john bhoy