"He hasn't scored for 22 games,yet insists on calling himself a striker",said Officer Don Key of the Trading Standards Authority in a press release today!
"We pretty much stumbled into this case,as we originally had our collective eyes on manager Alex McLeish,who ridiculously seems to be calling himself a football manager!"
"We'll have our day in court very soon with these impostors,you mark my words.We're heading for the Black Country next to round up a gang of reprobates calling themselves 'Wolverhampton Wanderers'.
They've been flouting the law for some time now,calling themselves a football team.We're here to put a stop to all this,we will be throwing the book at them!"
Browse:
Trading Standards looking for Heskey...
comment by Onceabluealwaysablue (U13759)
posted on 23/4/12
You always know you've got the dingle inbreds and 6 toed vile fans backed into a corner, because there like a stuck record with there attendance stats. Here is a stat for ya. The dingles and the vile have won the fewest games in the prem. So boy from bum stick that up your namesake KRO
comment by blueinbarca (U3426)
posted on 23/4/12
comment by Boy from Brum (U5978)
posted on 23/4/12
st. andrex, drex, drex, drex, drex, drex, drex, drex.............
Sorry, that was the echo effect at the sty.
comment by Onceabluealwaysablue (U13759)
posted on 24/4/12
Down with the dingles, your going down with the dingles, down with the dinglessssssss. Something you wont here at vile park tonight after bolton win cuz it will be drowned out by the boos
comment by Boy from Brum (U5978)
posted on 24/4/12
The doors of the sty are open and here come the clowns...............
comment by Onceabluealwaysablue (U13759)
posted on 24/4/12
You should know all about clowns bum boy. Our players have made your goalies look like em a few times KRO
comment by bcfc83 (U7811)
posted on 24/4/12
As I said in another post I do have a season ticket and have been to 75% of the away games this year.
We can't force people to go the games, I wish more people would come down this year as we are playing some of the best football I have ever seen.
But what ever happens we will always be better fans than the vile, with your girly chants of "villa" Get a proper song and support your team rather than boo them. They will need you tonight, not that the vile fans have ever been classed as the 12th man!
comment by Onceabluealwaysablue (U13759)
posted on 24/4/12
They've got a banner over the holte end saying the 12th man. The sport presenter said it was that quite saturday, it was more like 12 men in the holte end.
comment by bcfc83 (U7811)
posted on 24/4/12
The villa fans have always been the same, they would rather boo than sing.
It is like a morgue there most of the time, that's why when we go there we always sing "I could hear a pin drop"
comment by blueinbarca (U3426)
posted on 24/4/12
You'll probably hear a fat lady in a villa strip doing scales,towards the end of the match tonight!
RATE THIS ARTICLE
ARTICLE STATS
Day
Article RankingNot Ranked
Article ViewsNot Available
Average Time(mins)Not Available
Total Time(mins)Not Available
Month
Article RankingNot Ranked
Article ViewsNot Available
Average Time(mins)Not Available
Total Time(mins)Not Available