Andy Carroll - Smoking The Geeks

‘He cost £35million in January 2011, becoming Britain's most expensive player in the process. He left his boyhood club in a move which he claims 'I was left with no choice and told I had to go', swapping the black and white shirt for a red one. On Sunday 1st April Andy Carroll should have been left in no doubt about where his loyalties now lie. A 2-0 defeat at the hands of former club Newcastle saw the Liverpool number 9 subjected to a chorus of boos and jeers which culminated in his eventual substitution followed by some choice words for manager Kenny Dalglish.

However, in the aftermath of the defeat details have come to light of an explosive incident just days after the defeat.

Speaking to Liverpool FC TV presenter Claire Rourke in an exclusive
interview Carroll attempted to set the record straight.

"I've never had a problem with Kenny. The man's a true legend, not
just for this club but for football as a whole. I was obviously upset at how the game went and was frustrated at coming off but I wasn't directing anything at him and he knows that."

However, while his manager has been spared the famous Geordie wrath many of his team-mates didn't in a shocking tirade of abuse aimed at players who Carroll believes are to blame for the club's rapid demise since the turn of the year.

"Let me tell you I'm sick of these little midgets running around the
place, name-dropping and sucking totem pole to get in the team. It
makes me sick. And they know who they are."

Despite the best attempts of Claire to curtail Andy's verbal assault by ending the interview early, exclusive footage has been captured of Carroll accusing team-mates of their shortcomings.

"Jonjo? What the f%@k is a Jonjo? I ain't having no nugget head shoe shine punk talk to me the way he did on the pitch. This funny
voldemort looking chump. He's like the slab of t_rd on the bottom of
my boots."

And Sod Squash (Jay Spearing)? That beady-eyed c_ck boy of a g_mp can keep quiet. Bouncing around the pitch he's got a slick mouth that one. I'd have no problem putting my boot through his b_llocks Claire. No problem at all."

An extraordinary episode was concluded when Carroll was escorted off the premises for attempting his 'landslide porridge' routine.’



Disclaimer: mans done had this sent to me in the inbox. Just passing it on nah mean? Carroll done put them geeks in they place though. LAMBO!