Last night after a couple of fine bordeaux , Sir Alex phone rang.......
SAF : Hello
KK : Alex it's Kenny here.
SAF : Kenny who ?
KK : Kenny from LFC.
SAF : where have you been ? You , I've been looking for you !! You are a disgrace.
KK : What did I do now ?
SAF :You , you don't know ? You are a disgrace to the Scots. All Scots managers are doing well except you.
KK : Come on Alex , I'm doing better than Owen and Steve.
SAF :Really ?Better than David/Alan,you spend 500M, you are a
KK : That wasn’t me , 500M was Mancinni , Alan is English , but I’ll leave it to that.
SAF : Why did you call then ?
KK : I need your help Alex.
SAF : Ok , but that will cost you
KK : We’ll come to an agreement.
SAF : I’m listening
KK : The Yanks want to fire me, We’ve been terrible this season. What should I do to keep my job?
SAF : You got fired again ?
KK : Last time it wasn’t me Alex, it was Rafa.
SAF : Oh yes , that fat waiter . How is he doing?
KK : Who gives a feckkkkkkkkk , now tell me what must I do ?
SAF : Easy to fix mate , get the refs on your side.
KK : You’ve got them all in your pocket Alex , I can’t get any.
SAF : True that , I’ve got a very good idea/ solution for you.
KK : Tell me quick.
SAF : No , I need to hear what is in for me 1st.
Kenny scratching his head, thinking
KK : hmmm ,how about I sell Suarez to you on the cheap
SAf : You flipping , bucktooth ?? you want havoc in my dressing room ?
KK : But I don’t have anyone else , they are all sheet.
SAF : True , you only bought a bunch of expensive sheet.
KK : How about we roll over for you at Old Trafford next season ?
SAF : , we always win at OT , you don't need to roll over.
KK : OK , what about 3 points at Anfield ?
SAF : that sounds better but I want high scores.
KK : How high ?
SAF : 0-8 ?
KK : You pushing it a bit too far now Alex , I’ll give you 0-3 you
SAF : No more arguing , let’s settle for 0-5.
KK : Deal
SAF : Good bye then.
KK : Hey don’t hang up , you’ve not told me how to save my job.
SAF : Really ? It’s PISSSSSH EASY PISSSSSSH EASY MATE.
KK : What is it Alex ? tell me for heaven sake ?
SAF : PISSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH EASY I've done it so many times
KK : FFS Alex , what must I do ?
SAF : here here - WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE NEXT YEAR.
Fergie and Kenny
posted on 29/4/12
Anne shambles indeed...
posted on 29/4/12
terentius, agreed... it's not rocket sconce.
posted on 29/4/12
Ruined 19. You're as dense as the op if you think it's 'upset the scousers'. There's a world of difference between being upset and ridiculing someone. I can see why you've chosen your username - same lack of brain cells....
posted on 29/4/12
Ouch
posted on 29/4/12
Scousers getting defensive already.
posted on 29/4/12
GG knows the score.
posted on 29/4/12
Yeah we are all so wound up and defensive!
These mancs are comedy gold!
posted on 29/4/12
GG. The only should be directed at your good self. It is you that is being defensive. Trying to defend your fellow United fans pathetic and lame attempt at humour is very admirable, but rather misguided I'm afraid. Shame on you.
posted on 29/4/12
It's really not hard to click somebody's profile and check who they support.
What were you saying about brain cells?
posted on 29/4/12
Fair one ruiney You've to admit it sounds like a United fan, and there's plenty of dodgy profiles out there.... Whoever he supports he's talking out of his rear entrance.