In Support of Steve Kean

I can't believe all the negative stuff being written on here about Steve Kean. Firstly he took over when "hoof ball" alerdyce was quite rightly sacked. Kean was put in a very difficult position and took over when we needed him most. He did his best with the squad he had and managed to save us from almost certain relegation with an awsome Champions League performance at the mighty Wolves. He was only in charge for half the season and managed to save us.

This season he has been in charge for it all and we are still not relegated. So if we survive he will have done a brilliant job as it took twice as long to get to the same place.

All the negative chanting at games has, in my opinion the major reason why we have beeen put in this prediciment. I have only been to Ewood once this season so it's not my fault, I blame all you so called fans who turn up week in week out.

If, and I mean if, we get relegated then we will do the same as Newcastle and return much stronger and take the Premiership by storm.

Here is the plan:
We get relegated and all the pressure (created by you not me) come's off Kean and Venky's. They build up a massive empire of wealth through the eating of more chicken in the world.
Kean remains as manager and will spend big to build a super squad of a World XI
Line up
Robinson (already world class)
Salgado (Champions League experience)
Beckham
Pele
Shearer & Sutton to reform the SAS
Zidane, good header (of people)
Kaka (good catch phrase from Shooting Stars)
Ronaldo (sounds like the silly clown from McDonalds who make chicken burgers)
Hoddle (god on his side and could heal injuries on the pitch, might clash with Kean re his son and sinning etc)
Beckenbaur, (we need a German to organise us)
Mike Tyson (to give the team a bit of bite)

See nothing to worry about, I need to go and see the nice Dr now who will put on my nice fitting jacket that ties at the back, he is called Dr Vinjay and wears a Man City shirt with a big No 1 on the back and a "I Hate Pie" on the front. His nurse is called nurse WOW.
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