Done Deal

yup looks like a done deal.. the sun is such a reliable newspaper lol

Prefer The News of the World.

WHAT!!!



Captain Positivity told me, he was coming to Utd.

"Captain Positivity told me, he was coming to Utd."
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Well done to you for believing him, he is as reliable as they come

Still I won't believe it, until I read it from caughtoffside.

I don't believe anything unless it's not written by me. So It might be true.

that pale blue strip will make him look even chubbier

OMG just imagine what the vertical stripes of the away strip will do for his figure.

You've gotta love tabloids.... the sun says he is off to city, yet the mirror say he's not going anywhere for any price.

And yet some people still seem to believe every word in the rags.... so people, if the rags speak the truth, are we cutting him in half or cloning him? it must be one or the other....

perhaps the people who believe them should ask their parents if they're related... there must be some reason behind the lack of nouse and inbuilt gullibility.