Its the dying seconds of 8 minutes into injury time, we are still 0-0 after throwing everything at Wycombe for the 97 mins but still not been able to get that decisive goal that takes us to the hights of the Championship, Sheff Utd have just gone into the lead v Exeter and are heading to the Championship thus condeming us to the play off's, theres a goal mouth scramble, then a wycombe defender boots the ball clear towards you then you volley the ball high into the roof of the net from 35 yards, being the last kick of the game, in front of the Kop, thus sending us to the Championship.
How would you celebrate? Id run faster than ive ever run before over all four sides of the ground, giving DJ a full blown smacker (but not in a gay way), then get back in position so the Wycombe player can tap the ball so the ref can call ful time, then I'd dart over to the crowd in the Kop whilst taking my jersey off and swing it into the air, then throw myself deleriously into the fans, hugging as many as humanly possible, then run back onto the pitch aimlessly to hug every team mate, Davey, T Burton then run up to the box where Milan is stood clapping his hands get on my knees and shout/scream "I FOOOOOKIN LOVE YOU"!!!!!!! before personally thanking him for saving our beloved club and then shake his hand before joining in with my team mates in front of the "WERE GOING UP" banner guzzling then finest champers in front of the camera's!!!
UTO
COME ON WEDNESDAY!!!!!
Just Imagine
posted on 1/5/12
I'd probably just settle for nice little crack binge at Meggo's house, as a way of saying thank you for his contribution.
posted on 1/5/12
A crack binge Shib? I thought thats how the other lags were spending there days with young Chedwyn.
posted on 1/5/12
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posted on 1/5/12
You mean time to reach for the Kleenex
posted on 1/5/12
Hmmm, perhaps Chedwyn will be making new friends whilst he indulges in down to earth 'prison-life' such as crack/smack binges, I assume he will at least give consent whilst in the chokey, good lad.
posted on 2/5/12
Oh Izzy, where have you been! Moral standards have been slipping in your absence!
I'd manfully shake my nearest team mate's hand before jogging back to the half way line for the kick off. After the game I'd treat myself to a No6 in the team bath. Then take the missus to the Crosspool Tavern for steak 'n' chips or chicken in the basket washed down with lager 'n' lime.
During dinner we'd probably enjoy some mild banter with a few Unitedites.
posted on 2/5/12
I think that is a little over the top Mike, all things considered.
posted on 2/5/12
I would point my fingers to the heavens to thank the pigeon who just shat on my head and brought me the good luck.
posted on 2/5/12
Sorry shib, I got carried away in the heat of the moment
posted on 2/5/12
Aye Mike, football; it makes us do crazy things. But just in case, I have got a special tattoo on my chest to reveal to all the baying fans at Hillsborough once I've scored that late winner. Lets just say it makes Caravaggio's 'St.jerome' look positively childish.