Arsene's Rally cry!!!!

<<<<It's 12.38pm Saturday 5th May 2012>>>>

Arsene sit's down in front of the players, who are already changed into their kits, he sighs and looks at his players.

Pat's in the corner just above the rubbed out "up the arsenal" sign with the letter's nal missing.

Pat has tears in his eyes which Arsene notices and so does Robin.

Robin: Pat you ok?
<<No response>>
Arsene: Pat!

Pat: Let's just give up and go to scotland arsene with his teary eyes looking up at the ceiling. He screams : WE HAVE A CHANCE OF WINNING THE CIS LEAGUE CUP UP THERE!!!

Pat: We're Doomed i'll tell thee, Doomed! The potatoes will catch us and claim 3rd spot arsene!!!

Robin: He's right Arsene we'll miss out on the top 3 trophy, you get nothing for 4th now!

<<Robin, Gervinho, Yossi and Sagna all agree and about to walk out of the dressing room>>

Arsene: Where are you all going?
<<Theo's curled up on the floor shaking>>
Robin: Face it arsene, if we run now to the shetlands we shall live in trophys forever.

<<all the team apart from theo make it to the doors>>

Arsene: Go then, run and live in trophys up there - for at least a while.
And while your up there winning these "trophys" from the next season to that, you will know deep down how you missed out on the 3rd place shield.
And when your luxury suites many years from now thinking about that shiny shield, Are you willing to trade all them days from the next day to that to says to the potatoes you may take our shield but you will never take our SHADOW!! ONWARD !!!!

<<There's a silence, arsene turns around to see the doors shut. Theo gets up of the floor and walks over to him.>>

Theo: (squeeks in a childish voice) me and you arsene, you in net and me up front we can do it, we don't need anyone else.
Arsene : Your right my my little spring onion.

Arsene suddenly tears off his velcro tousers and rips off his 6 button hugo boss shirt
Theo: you putting a kit on arsene?
Arsene's standing there in just his white pants and socks
Arsene: No i will distract this Holt man he will not see past my nipples.
Now let's go and do it for france!!