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Chelsea's Trophy DROUGHT

Chelsea have not won a Trophy in 525,600 minutes

Or in a leap year 527,040 minutes

Chelsea have not won a Trophy in 31 556 926 seconds.

These numbers are still growing.

How big will this number get?

I expect this number to quadruple.

Once it has, it will be 0 seconds until Roman sells up.

The original number will then increase exponentially.

Do you think this harms Chelsea's reputation as another London team to have never won the CL?

posted on 6/7/11

V for village idiot

posted on 6/7/11

V For Virgin

If you wana be a WUM. Atleast make it interesting. Provoke one of us, Get under our skin. You've done nothing except get ridiculed.

Boring WUM.

posted on 6/7/11

comment by Mr Chelsea (U3579)
posted 3 minutes ago
V For Virgin

If you wana be a WUM. Atleast make it interesting. Provoke one of us, Get under our skin. You've done nothing except get ridiculed.

Boring WUM.

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For me, to simply get responses is all I need, MMM FEED ME.

To me, responses mean I HAVE got under your skin.

Thanks!

It's ok, I'll let out my secret, that I'm secretly training you all up to become wum proof, and in future you will not even reply to wum Articles, one day..

posted on 6/7/11

Shouldn't you be a Vum

posted on 6/7/11

So someone pasting a recipe for Spaghetti carbonara means you've succeeded?

posted on 6/7/11

comment by Mr Chelsea (U3579)
posted 29 seconds ago
So someone pasting a recipe for Spaghetti carbonara means you've succeeded?

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No, you mean I've succeeded

posted on 6/7/11

No, you mean I've succeeded

That 1 sperm did

posted on 6/7/11

Chameleon did his vanishing trick and returned!

posted on 6/7/11

V for Void
In your life, and between your ears

posted on 6/7/11

I think I laughed more when we lost 0-3 to Sunderland

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