The Official FA LAL Cup Final Thread

Due to the massive success of the LALing Cup Final thread we're back

To LAL during an FA Cup Final!!!

Well todays that day folks, strap yourself in the LAL train is leaving the station choo choo


Ladies and Gentlemen for your entertainment this evening we have Chelsea V Liverpool and your favourite, the one and only LAL thread


Lets remind ourselves of the Carling Cup Final LAL Thread
http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/91812


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First of all the teams:

Liverpool
Pepe Reina Glen Johnson Martin Skrtel Dan Agger Jose Enrique Jay Spearing Jordan Henderson Stewart Downing Steven Gerrard Craig Bellamy Luis Suarez

Subs: Alexander Doni Martin Kelly Jamie Carragher Jonjo Shelvey Dirk Kuyt Maxi Rodriguez Andy Carroll



Chelsea <lesserof2evilssmiley>
Petr Cech, Jose Bosingwa Branislav Ivanovic, John Terry Ashley Cole John Obi Mikel, Frank Lampard Ramires, Juan Mata, Salomon Kalou, Didier Drogba

Subs: Ross Turnbull, Paulo Ferreira, Michael Essien, Raul Meireles Florent Malouda, Daniel Sturridge, Fernando Torres .



Goals
11' Ramires - Shocking defending and goalkeeping by Liverpool
51' Drogba - Liverpool doing what they do best
62' Carroll - What a fluke. Blocked down clearance deflects to Carroll to tap in


Bookings
35' Mikel - Dive by Gerrard gets Mikel booked
42 Agger - Being a
84' Suarez - Protesting against a correct call from the linesman



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Its our LAL Sweepstakes
Predict the minute
1. Suarez dives
2. Gerrard takes a long range effort for glory
3. Liverpool will hit the post
4. How many times they will hit the post
5 Before the commentator says Downing or Henderson is having a poor game
6. If Carragher comes on how fast his face will turn red
7. How many words of Kennys post match speech we will actually understand
8. What minute will Chelsea have the match effectively won




WUMS WILL BE DELETED


THE DIVAS QUOTES OF THE DAY

Cityblueloz, the dude abides! (U6305)
Liverpool will win there is absolutely no way they can lose its a banker, what can go wrong for them it's nailed on 110% there has never been anything so certain as a resounding liverpol win I will put my mortgage on it!

Arab of Manchester (U11781)
This singer looks bang tidy (she was about 13)

Darren The King Fletcher - Balotelli's a comedy genius (U10026)
Commentator just said of Drogba "Graham Norton seemed to get inside of him".

Jalisco Red - MUFC Banglatown (U4195)
"Suarez feeding off scraps for now."
Human scraps?

Jalisco Red - MUFC Banglatown (U4195)
Henderson, as much as anybody, embodies the LAL movement

AndyCarrot ♖ The Yassa Man! (U2440)
(Un)Official LFC ‏ @OfficialLFC
WINNER: Congratulations to young Jordan Henderson of Wearside who won our competition to play with the first team at Wembley.

Tony Barrett ‏ @TonyBarretTimes
At this point, Jose Enrique's performance is one of the worst I've seen in an FA Cup Final. Wasteful in possession & defensively poor.

Jalisco Red - MUFC Banglatown (U4195)
The best thing so far for most Liverpool fans must have been a slap-up meal from Starvin' Suarez's Cannibal Shack on Wembley Way.