Time for some humility?

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WUM

(Idiot that I am... Preview is there for a reason)

When I disappeared that was one of the first threads I read.

In fact SKA, you owe me a new laptop as I was drinking tea at the time and it both came out of my nose and mouth as I sniggered, despoiling both my keyboard and screen respectively. It still worked, but has never been the same since the dry cleaning, I even tied the dishwasher and the gentle "wool" cycle in the washing machine.

Which reminds me.. you owe me a washing machine aswell

When I've got upgrades to my current washing machine and laptop, you can have them.

Don't want hand me downs SKA, you're mistaking me for a dingle... anyway your forgiven, I'll let you off for a bag of pork scratchings if ever we meet in person.

You can have them, I hate pork scratchings!

come on there's always room for pork scratchings, its just like stale spam

Oh, yeah. Spam. I love that....

come on there's always room for pork scratchings, its just like stale spam

Read that as stale sperm. Worryingly.

Oojw hmm worrying signs indeed although who really knows what's in the "flavourings" of a pork scratching