Match Day

9.00am Sunday 13th may.

Arsene’s already at the emirates in preparation for the game against west brom.
Ironing theo’s shorts,
Arsene: (thinking to himself) yes theo’s back today for the game.

Looks at his watch 9.05am
Arsene: Wonder what time the guys are coming?

47mins later……

Pat rolls into the office.
Arsene: Hi pat you ready for the game today?

Pat: Yeah will be an emotional one at that for both sides.
Arsene: Why is that?
Pat: (looking confused) well my last game and woy’s.

Arsene: Oh yes that that….Any how we should take all 3 points today our home form is remarkable.
Pat: Home?

Arsene: Yes.
Pat: Arsene we’re away to west brom!

Arsene: tut tut tut pat your behind the times aren’t you. I’ve written to the FA about how its unfair Tottenham can be at home and we are away in the last game of the season.
Pat: So have they replied?

Arsene: No, but I heard a rumour on Goal.com and Caughtoffside.co.uk that my appeal had been granted.
Pat: Arsen……

Arsene: quick sharp pat the players will be here in 5 mins, get them ready and to do a few warm ups.

Pat: Yes but…

Arsene: Thank you pat, close your door on the way out.

4 ½ hours later…….

Arsenals Dressing room.

All the players are changed and ready for the game, Arsene walks in to see the players going over the tactics.

Ramsey: Arsene we’re leaving it a bit fine aren’t we, we’re supposed to be at the Hawthorns now?
Arsene: God damm it pat!! Haven’t you told them?
Robin: Told us what?
Pat: Arsene thinks that we are at home today?!
Arsene: Look I’m not going into this again we have been given the go ahead by the fa to play at the emirates via rumour on goal.com ok!!!

2.55pm

Arsene: Right lads I want 110% for the next 90mins let’s go out there and show that us frogs can bark as much as the next!

Players run out to an empty emirates.

Arsene: Dirty spineless English pigs! (spit)