Arsene on summer transfers...

Arsene enters the press conference, sits down.

Hi arsene mike from the sun.
"Any transfer news dealings taking place?"

Arsene: yes we have signed 4 new players.

Journalist: 4!!

Arsene: yes diaby's left leg, a 4 half year old from ubekzstan, ryo from bolton & steve bould he will sure up the defence with squillaci.

Journalist: Yeah but arsene?........

Arsene: we are proud of the signings and show that we can still get great talent here at Arsenal.

Arsene leaves after that question with pat rice on his shoulders.

Arsene: come on pat, Bridlington he we come!