Gillette Soccer Special Last Moment...

Jeff: let’s go to the etihad stadium and it’s all over the final whistle has blown Manchester city are the Premier league champions beating QPR by 4 goals to 0. Couple from tevez and one each from Aguero and Barry.
No matter what Man utd do now city are the champions, lets go over to the stadium of light Phil!

Phil T: yeah the Man utd fans know it’s all over and so do the players there’s about a minute left but a comfortable day for man utd they won’t win the league this season but are beating Sunderland by 2 goals to 0.

Jeff: back to the etihad as you can see the city players celebrating, it’s taken 44 years for them to reach the promise land but they have done it. Picture showing you there of Roberto mancini been lifted by all the city players.
Oh!!! They’ve dropped him he’s fell on top of Howard Webb who appears to be on the floor crying??

Jeff: Let’s do the rounds and go to white hart lane, Charlie Nicholas!

Charlie: There’s 2 mins left of injury time Jeff it’s still 1-1 from Dempsey putting Fulham in front just before half time and with Jermaine Defoe coming on and scoring after 3 mins been on the field with the equaliser.

Jeff: ok over to the Hawthorns Matt Le Tissier!

Matt: Yeah it’s all over her Jeff Arsenal still winning 2 goals to nil both from robin van persie in the first 15 mins had killed the game and party atmosphere we was hoping for with Woy’s last game in charge. Oh that’s it final whistle Jeff Arsenal have won 2-0 and 3rd spot.

Jeff: Yes well done to Arsenal (mumbling under his breath, cheating, foreign tw ats!)
Jeff: Over to Goodison Park where it was 1 a piece – Chris.

Kamara: Hi Jeff, yeah its still 1 a piece and little signs of a 3rd goal we have just over a 4 minutes left due to the problem with traffic which delayed the game.
Jeff: So at the moment the spurs are in the top ....
Charlie: OH GOALL!! No wait the referee hasn’t given it; the Fulham players are surrounding the linesman Jeff. Phil Dowd has gone over to the him, the Tottenham players are shouting, Phil has ordered them away.
Wait the goals been given Jeff!

Jeff: Who too?!!

Charlie: To Fulham Jeff - Replays shows… oh what a bad decision from the linesman the ball isn’t near the line. What happened Jeff was Dempsey took the free kick he whips the ball in it falls awkwardly in front of Gallas, he then make a hash of the clearance and it falls to pogrebnyak he strikes it cleanly. It hits the underside of the bar and bounce a yard other side of the line. What a terrible decision Jeff by the linesman.

Jeff: Well well there’s going to be a few nervous minutes for the spurs fans. But at the moment spurs are still in the top 4 on goal difference to Newcastle.

Jeff: Full time at white hart lane Charlie.

Charlie: Yes Jeff its finished Tottenham 1 Fulham 2 and the boo’s are ringing out in the ground.
The Tottenham fans are praying for the full time whistle at Goodison Jeff.

Jeff: Yes let’s go to chris kamara

Kamara: we’ve literally got a minute left Jeff but the last 10 mins both teams are cancelling themselves out.

Jeff: Ok while we wait for the whistle to go at Goodison let’s go to the classified results.

Announcer (in that deep voice of his):

Chelsea 2 Blackburn 0
Everton & Newcastle late kick off still playing
Manchester City 4 Queens Park Rangers 0
Norwich City 2 Aston Villa 1

The page cuts to Jeff who’s staring at the camera with a rising smile on his face and shouts GOAL at Goodison Park!!

Kamara: Hatem Ben Arfa with an absolute stunner Jeff!! krul receives the ball just in the 18 yard box he launches it into the Everton area, Ben arfa receives the ball on the left hand side about 25 yards out there isn’t an option Jeff! The Everton players are defending that deep there isn’t a through ball so he just smashed it and with the pace and accuracy of the shot Tim Howard has no chance it buries in the bottom left hand corner.
There was 4 mins signalled but we are in the 95th minute here. Alan Pardew is saying to his players to get the match started as quickly as possible.
The match kicks back off, Phil Neville receives the ball he launches it into the Newcastle box but there goes the Final whistle! Newcastle are in the Champions League!

Scenes cut back to white hart lane and turn ugly arry (England’s saviour) chops wobble so much from the news they have received he’s clucking & doing a chicken dance on the pitch whilst jo Jordan is nutting the linesman. TV cameras cut off.

Later it is reported in the daily mail Arsene Wenger and Alan Pardew met up in a honeymoon suite sipping champagne in the Jacuzzi together watching Match of the Day and laughing at arry doing the chicken dance.
Arsene asked Alan “did the Fulham goal go over the line?"
Alan: “I didn’t see it" and chuckles