Sven's Press Conference

I expect Leicester to be in administration this time next year if they don't achieve promotion. Cardiff and Boro tried to buy promotion this season, Leicester are trying for next season, maybe with the same outcome.

I think theres more chance of the Sheep going into admin then Leicester!

There's more chance of the Sheep going into League 1! LOL.

Is it true that next season the Florist team will be running out to Jethro Tull "Living in the Past"???

I heard they were having a trial run of 'Rat Trap' by the Boomtown Rats:

"Billy don't like it living here in this town
He says the traps have been sprung long before he was born
He says: 'Hope bites the dust behind all the closed doors
And puss and grime ooze from its scab crusted sores…' "

All together now:
Billy take a walk, take a walk, take a waa-aalk…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=024UcB1m7Do

I'd heard they've commissioned a remix of Billy Ocean's ' Love Really Hurts Without You'.

You run around the pitch like some tools,
And you're passin' it smoothly,
But you're givin' it to some other guy,
Who's dressed all in white,
You don't leave much chance for Lee

With a fine Pratley chip,
From a McGugan slip you enrage me,
And don't you know you're hackin' me off,
Such a poisonous dwarf,
And bringin' back memories of DJ and Ollie

Wembley,
life really hurts without you,
life really hurts without you,
play-offs breaking my heart but what can I do yeah Swansea,
What you consignin' me to,
More time with Pleat and his fools,
And I can't be arsed but with Doughty what can I do <musical note>

Well that's just wiled away the last few minutes of work!

What are you lot bagging on about?

I can't believe that Ryan Giggs missed training in the week of the Champions League final.

It's almost like he doesn't understand the meaning of commitment.

Ryan Giggs wife Stacey Cooke has walked out on him taking half of everything....she now has 6 more premier league medals than Steve Gerrard

WABR - lol

Peter beardsley is the latest footballer linked to another super injunction, apparently the bird he had intercourse with doesn't want to be named..!