#Steve Kean Lies...

Forgot to post # Steve Kean lies.

"OOJW I dont react to numbers ,now thats a good name for the nameless one Numbers!"

Should give Keano a 16 digit number - as used by professional data miners and hitmen.

I was havin few chasers in Blackburn workin mens club and there was this nutty wee lassy singin on the stage "Who the fks that ar said? Oh its nutty Susan she's pesh ! Ney ney ah said she reminds me of a young Elaine Paige!!!!


Anyways ah started givin her double singin sessions and ah phoned Cowell and entered her on B G T!!!!!!! Thats right ah discovered kin Subo

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So a told the owners "Levur-pool have just med contact with me and they want te speak with me!!! They want me te guide them in Europe"

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"England are f-king favourites to win Euro 2012..."

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Customs officer "Do you have anything to declare"?
Kean " Erm no"
Customs officer " lets have a look, well, well well whats this"
Kean " Oh I forgot I had that"

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No Steve, I'm not recording this, just taking a couple of holiday snaps.

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I taught Venkys how to make chappatis

So I says that's all f-in well and good Leonardo but she's too f-in smiley. If I wer yee I'd paint her so she looked a bit miserable. Guys dig miserable bints mate. Call it the Mona Lisa and ye'rll make a mint.

Ye know what a'hs nevvr got ma consultancy fee for it neither. basta.

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"So i said fk me, iiceberg. The f-king idiot went straight for it..."

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