Facebook Argument with Tottenham Fan

The delusion of Tottenham fans is incredible. I've edited it for various reasons. Long read but I found it funny.

Daniel
DO ONE CHELSEA.

Jake HAHA

Daniel And you can do one as well. You and your muggy french 'I didn't see it' manager and the bunch of foreigners you call an English football club.

Jake HAHAHA Europa League.

Daniel At least we'll have a chance of winning that unlike you in the CL.

Jake Do you want to get relegated so you can win the Paint Trophy too?

Daniel Do you want to win any trophy? What's that 8 years now?

Jake Haha, big shot bragging about winning the Carling Cup a few years ago.
Jake When was the last time you won the league? 52 years now?

Daniel A carling cup you couldn't even beat Birmingham to win? The same Birmingham that got relegated that year?

Jake Haha, so what? We finish above you every single year, even when you're at your best for 50 years and we're at our worst for 15. You think you can use the Carling Cup as a comeback to that?

Daniel At least we get where we get with an ENGLISH player base cos we play in ENGLISH league

Jake Modric, Kaboul, Friedal and Adebayor
Jake That's your spine.

Daniel At least we could make up a whole team of english players that aren't youth players, could you?

Jake Who gives a damn about passports? It's the shout of the xenophobic commentators who blame England being merde on Arsenal. In case you haven't noticed, our young English players are the future of the international side. Wilshere, Gibbs, Chamberlain and Theo. Not to mention our future players like Afobe and Jebb. But I don't give a damn about that. I like the players that are made in Arsenal. The guys like Szczesny, RVP, Song and Frimpong. The guys who aren't English but are as much Arsenal as Ian Wright and Cliff Bastin.

Daniel Look at the best teams in Europe and they all have a reasonable amount of players from their country. Except arsenal, who instead of bringing up youth players buy young foreigners in because their youth academy is pony and gives you the odd good player like wilshere.

Jake hahaha are you kidding me?
Jake Just because you've got one decent right back who's the first good player since Campbell.
Jake ‎10 points, and you damned it up. 10 points, and you damned it up

Daniel King? Crouch? Beecham was ours before united poached him.

Jake Haha, Mr I-can't-play-three-games-in-a-row-and-now-I'm-merde
Jake And you're really going to use Crouch as your shining light?

Daniel Crouch has the best games to goals ratio ever for an England striker.. And just because kings picked up an injury doesn't mean he was a merde player

Jake Again, you're seriously talking about Crouch. Shocking player. King is merde nowadays. Face it.
Jake Seriously, the level of your delusion is incredible.
Jake Modric, gone. Adebayor, gone. VDV and Bale will listen to offers now.

Daniel He's clearly not to have scored that many for England. You got any youth players in the last 10 years that have scored a decent amount of goals for England? And yes he is, because of the injury

Jake Crouch LOL

Daniel Has Nordic gone? Don't think so. RVP, gone which means arsenal, gone.

Jake The difference being is we can afford wage demands, and to buy players who'll come to a Champions League club. Modric said last year, that your boss promised that he could go to a big club if the offer came. If Levy was a man of his word Modric might have won serious silverware this season but noooo Tottenham took away his chance by lying to him.
Jake By the way, I hear United are after a good young right back.

Daniel Cool? ONE MAN TEAM. Without van persies goals this year you have come 14th! :L

Jake Without our players we'd have done worse? Who'd have thought it.

Daniel By the way walkers signed a new 5 year deal last week on higher wages.

Jake okay, so maybe you'll get £10m for him

Daniel Without ONE player you'd have done 11 places worse.

Jake Our striker in a 4-5-1 scores most of the goals? Heaven forbid? I bet he made all the crosses to tap in himself too.

Daniel He's the best right back in the PL.

Jake BAHAHA
Jake LMAO
Jake No REALLY ROFL

Daniel Who's better? Merdey sagna? Mr I can't play a few games without breaking my leg, boohoohoo.

Jake Ivanovic? Sagna? Even Glen Johnson is picked ahead of him for England.
Jake Michael Richards.
Jake Face it Dan. Likely exits for you this summer: Modric, Bale, Adebayor, Pineear, Defoe.

Daniel Haha sagna is awful :L walker was first choice for England, Hodgson even said it, but he's injured so he can't go. And Richards was even behind Johnson in the pecking order.

Jake Sagna is the best defensive right back in the world you numpty. Only Lahm is superior overall. Ivanovic comes close to Sagna but goldilocks edges it.

Daniel Coster HAHA don't stop being a comedian will you? Sagna is awful :L and that's when his leg isn't broken