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Crime-Related Footballing Stats...

- 7% of football-related muggings occur at Villa Park (the highest ground for such crimes). Recovered items include iPods, Blackberries, cash and Dion Dublin keyrings.

- 4% of hate crimes are committed at the City of Manchester Stadium (the highest ground for such crimes).

- A huge 14% of illegal prostitution near football stadiums during match times occurs within a 3-mile radius of Ewood Park.

- 0.3% of Barnet fans bring firearms into the Underhill Stadium, the highest national figure.

- Deepdale used to have the highest number of crack dealers within a 3-mile radius with 43 active dealers being traced. This is now White Hart Lane with just 11 local dealers.

- Of the average 1,240 objects confiscated at football grounds on a weekly basis 2.3% are crack pipes and 0.2% are magnum 12 gauge shotguns.

- Grand theft auto offences are most likely to occur at Goodison Park with 1.4% being the highest national figure.

- 6% of football-related fish poaching occurs within a 3-mile radius of the Riverside Stadium.

- The Tranmere Rovers home crowd is 18% hoe.

- 19.4% of the Ipswich Town crowd admit to smoking the pipe inside Portman Road.

- 3.1% of non-league football fans have at some point admitted to picking up a hoe outside their home ground.

- 0.4% of Crawley Town fans admit to hustling crack outside the Broadfield Stadium.

- 99.6% of Crawley Town fans admit to purchasing crack outside the Broadfield Stadium.

- 87% of non-league fans admit to being BNP voters. 13% vote UKIP.

posted on 8/7/11

a liverpool fan is a liverpool fan irrespective of his ability to spell,talk jamican cockney slang,america badboy rudeboy speak.

posted on 8/7/11

so...when's the welcoming committe coming round charlie adam's house?

i'm guessing first away game

posted on 8/7/11

Generally, if you type phonetically, you continue it through your whole post.

comment by Marslfc (U8595)

posted on 8/7/11


- 0.4% of Crawley Town fans admit to hustling crack outside the Broadfield Stadium.

- 99.6% of Crawley Town fans admit to purchasing crack outside the Broadfield Stadium.
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Stig, your posts are something else!

posted on 8/7/11

Well stig, before I met you I wouldn't have had to classify that statement as generally.

You just break all the trends, you cool kid!

posted on 8/7/11

a liverpool fan is a liverpool fan irrespective of his ability to spell,talk jamican cockney slang,america badboy rudeboy speak.
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Word

posted on 8/7/11

oshealegend (U6806)
posted 40 minutes ago

so...when's the welcoming committe coming round charlie adam's house?

i'm guessing first away game

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lets hope its not the 2 manc,s who tried to do joss stone

posted on 8/7/11

Boy I done seen the projects for real. Got some peoples up in Washington Heights. I was up in Harlem and then Baltimore for a few months bro. Helping my boys set up some community projects to engage them youts. Ya boy tryna save them kids ya dig?

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Taffy easy to come by in ghetto?

posted on 8/7/11

Bro I get nuff taffy in Camberwell feel me? Mans be messing with that chew hardbody real talk. I done bagged me a hoe or two by rolling up in my Civic and offering them a piece of taffy. Truth be told mans could've left with two pair on occasion. LAMBO!

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