Boooooooooo!

"bi-national not really "multi"-national"






Becky was havering about counting and numbers earlier on tae.


Pffft

Thanks for that, zilla.

Ah, a ton. Wee Brucie Bonus there.

'Zilla, geez a job. I can do that.

Ishy, you still moanin about me having a drink with Leonard?
It happens when you live around the corner and have friends in common.
I think it's the word friends you may be struggling with.
That's people who don't avoid you when they see you.

I'm like you're cyber-friend in Montreal.
Now at least you can say you have one friend. Kinda.


BTW I had a drink with Ivan Dvorchuck<sp>
The Men Without Hats guy on the week-end.
Have a wee dig aboot that.

You can dance if you want to

"It happens when you live around the corner and have friends in common."


Mwwwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha




'Knock-knock'

Door open.

Mrs Becky asks, "Hello? can I help you?"

"Is Becky coming oot tae play?"

"Who shall I say is calling?"


"Just tell him it's Lenny. we have mutual friends"

That wisnae funny either.

Cilla... if I tell ye I was out for dinner with Leonard Cohen, will that make ye laugh?

you really are a fekin eejit.

Ishy, even you have dragged yourself away from the filth you were born into.
What's so unbelievable?
I've met people who would not look at you except to step over you lying in the gutter. What's the problem wee man?

Sorry, Becky... I was on another thread there... trying to sort out someone's spelling.

Some people on here... they seem to be all fingers and thumbs.

Anyways... what was the question again? Was there one?

<Sorry, Becky... I was on another thread there... trying to sort out someone's spelling..


First you were posing as a grammar guru.

Now you're a spelling maestro.

Was it another ARTICAL you were on?

What a flecking Zoomer.