Imagine this.
Aliens have landed on earth and are invited to dinner at the white house.
The world leaders are using the dinner as an opportunity to showcase the human race and briefly show the aliens what human beings are capable of.
The performers have each got a 3 minute slot (or longer if absoloutely necessary)
Who would you choose to perform for them ? (you can have one dead person)
CHOSEN PERFORMER LINE UP
Leona Lewis (singing)
Usain Bolt (running)
David Attenborough (explanation of our natural world)
Freddy Mercury (mercurying)
Norman Wisdom (comedy act)
Rolf Harris (interactive drawing guessing game)
Elvis Presley (Singing)
Laurel and hardy (comedy act)
Chris Bonnington (explaining the concept of exploration)
Micahel Jackson (dancing)
Houdini (escaping)
Stephen King (Story telling)
Bill Connolly (alien impression)
Jackie Chan (funny martial arts)
Patrick Moore (star gazing)
John Virgo (snooker trick shots)
Mozart (piano)
John Lennon RESERVE
Rocky RESERVE
Jim Morrison RESERVE
Oliver reed RESERVE
Johnny morris RESERVE
Sid James RESERVE
Alan Carr RESERVE
Charles Manson RESERVE
ADMINS, could you please multiboard ?
The Greatest Show on Earth
posted on 30/5/12
Billy Connolly
John Lennon
Attenboroughs a great shout
Johnny Bones Jones - in case they kick off
posted on 30/5/12
Sid James ( Dead )
Stephen King
Alan Carr
Barney The Dinosaur.
posted on 30/5/12
Tayto -
Would you mind if I put Jackie Chan on the list instead of Johnny Bones Jones ? Chan could do a comedy routine as well ?
posted on 30/5/12
Yeah that could work JPB mate
posted on 30/5/12
- Vincent Kompany (Champion)
- Sergio Aguero (Champion)
- Tevez and Lescott (Maybe they could take them home)
posted on 30/5/12
I tell you what guys, ive just had another look through the list, and it's clear that it's going to be one hell of a show.
posted on 30/5/12
1 dead person = Freddie Mercury. No specific reason other than to have him alive again...
2nd person. Charles Manson, just to show them how crazy humans can be and to deter any potential aggression.
3rd person. Terry Pratchett for the humour and story telling (it would be Douglas Adams but I've already used up my corpse).
4th. This one man band guy I saw in Manchester. I have no idea what his name was but he was absolutely incredible.
posted on 30/5/12
nice one SKA
Mercury's headlining I reckon
Also, wooohoooo, we're now officially a 5* party/show/dinner/performance
posted on 30/5/12
Im going to add John Virgo for a snooker trick shot exhibition too
posted on 18/3/13
Has anyone got any new views on the line up seeing as a few months has passed since the draft list was prepared ?