I went to the pet shop and told the man that i wanted a fish. he asked me if i wanted an aquarium.
I told him i did not care what star sign it was.
A useful tip if you own fish and are moving house;
Put the goldfish bowl in the freezer the night before you move, that way none of the water will spill out when you transport it to the new house.
bestest fish jokes that i can think of.
posted on 31/5/12
Ah fish jokes. Tremendous.
two men were in a little boat on a river enojoying a bit of fishing. they hear a funeral parade just ahead going over the bridge. one of the men stands up, takes off his hat and bows to the funeral parade. as he sits down the other man says, that was very graceful of you, the other man replies, well its the least i could do. i was married to her for 50 years.
Yeah, that was pretty carp...... dammit!
posted on 1/6/12
Did you here the one about the fish going to the doctors?
Doc "Ah Mr Fish how are you sit down, what can I do for you?"
Fish "Doctor please help me"
Doc "Whats the problem?"
Fish "I keep thinking I'm a cowboy"
Doc " And how long has this been going on then ?"
Fish "About a ..............YEEEEEEHHAAAAAAAA !!!!"
GET IN !!!!!! BACK OF THE FISH NET
posted on 1/6/12
SPANK does it again, truly a work of cod that one.
posted on 1/6/12
Ha ha ha haaaaarrrrr its the way I shell em !!!
posted on 1/6/12
Anyway this blue fin tuna goes to the doctors and says
"Doctor you gotta help I've only got 59 seconds to live
The doc looks at him and says "Calm down,go and sit in the waiting room and I'll see you in a minute"
posted on 17/5/17
Crusaders sign Danish goalkeeper Brian Jensen on one-year contract
posted on 16/6/18
Everyone seems to be getting to excited about England loosing 5 games of rugby....... Patience and calm is needed few factors to think about - Defence coach is leaving - New attack coach - Playing at altitude - Alot of those players need time off from rugby