'dring dring, dring dring, dring dring'
M: ello, ooos that?
P: It's Peter Pannu here
M: Am not buyin any more t'magic kitchen cloths off yas so sod off!
P: No, I'm not selling anything (ahem), it's Peter Pannu from Birmingham City Football Club
M: Ohhhhhhh, ya awright?
P: Well, I'm ok, but we have a small problem over here
M: Aye, ya clubs rubbish lad (chuckles)
P: Well, I agree but don't tell anyone else
M: So what canna do for ya Peter?
P: Chris Hughton has got to do an urgent spell of tractor work on his carrots in Norwich for quite a while
M: Nothing should come between a man and his carrots! Not even a football club lad. Good on im!
P: Erm................you're not wrong, so would you be interested in managing our team for a while?
M: Eeeee! Yav med me spill me coffee down me kecks now.
P: You can have a 3 year contract if you want and money's no problem (cough, spit, splutter)
M: Alreet soft lad, I'll do it, but this is charity work mind
P: Oh thankyou Mad Mick - I mean Mick, we will be forever grateful, you are a gentleman indeed
M: o-kay, o-kay, go easy on the snivelling ya daftie. Now then, I want complete control of all football matters.
P: No problem
M: And am not avin any of that hoofball stuff, you know me Peter, I like to play it on t'floor
P: Of course
M: And I'll need buy some of them League 1 players just in case
P: In case of what
M: We'll discuss that in a years time lad
P: Ok (?) Mick.................
M: Grand. Yav got yaselves the best manager in the Premiership
P: Eh?
M: Where can we find you like?
P: You've been here lots of times Mick
M: Aye, but that twere our coach driver tweren't it?
P: We're in Small Heath
M: Where's that lad?
P: It's near Aston Villa
M: Oh, rart! near Birmingham's big club?
P: Ahem, yes
M: Is that there Small Heath on t'funny little telly thing in t'car?
P: What, you mean Sat Nav?
M: Aye, suppose so
P: Yes
M: Righty right, I'll phone t'misses and ask her to drop by
P: You're not coming over to sign the contact yourself?
M: No, no, av got to tend t' me onions in garden
P: Can she sign for you legally?
M: Aye, she does all me ritin like, she even signs me players
P: Oh, erm...................................................................................
Dingles 2.0
posted on 6/6/12
I think he'd take the job too, but he'd need some reassurances about financing I reckon. That goes for any candidate. Tricky one.
posted on 6/6/12
I'd take Mick. Its the eyes that do it for me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo5qX1Yr-hQ
posted on 6/6/12
Hilarious. All you've got to do now, is roll over and let Mick tickle your tummies with his paws. There's a good pooch.
posted on 6/6/12
Does anyone know when [if ever] was the last time a viler manager left the club and the vile were compensated for it?
We've now had [taking it as read that CH goes] our last three bought from us for what will be more like the best part of 10 million.
What does that say about us and what does it say about the vile?
posted on 6/6/12
Dunno mate, what did you do with the 10m, spend it on great players? It probably says that up and coming mgrs are poached, but most can't live with massive clubs at the summit, where the test is much sterner. I guess it says you're a feeder club on every level. I think it says if the Villa cough, your draws fall down. It's the Villa what did it!
posted on 6/6/12
If blouse hired a new mgr, do you think it would affect Villa? Not one bit. But if we shake the can, a lot of clubs will rattle, yours included. It's simply down to size, we are a much bigger club. We roll the first domino, and the rest of the dominos, including blouse are going to topple. I think that's what all that compo means, you've been rolled over and told to yelp.
posted on 6/6/12
"We roll the first domino"
While I can (begrudgingly) agree with what you're saying, roll the first domino? You mean knock over or push surely?
Other than that, what you're saying is unfortunately correct. Villa are still a big club and it can have an effect on others when they take action. Point proven with CH to Norwich.
posted on 6/6/12
Yes Jeff, my mixed metaphors there, sorry. It's not just you though, we get it too. Yes, we're higher up the food chain, but not at the top, so when City come calling............
Unfortunately, money has ruined the game, so much so, that huge clubs like Liverpool struggle. Everything and everyone is for sale, there is no loyalty and the chance of Villa or Forest being top dogs again is zero. Unless we find someone with billions to waste.
And what do we have to show for it, a great England team? Sky has ruined England. We were better in 1990 as a national team before the Premiership than now.
posted on 6/6/12
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posted on 6/6/12
U really are an effwit, Semper is totally different person, you look a total t-wat.