EURO's dilemma

Nothing worse than a holiday with a woman who hates football during the tourno's. Constantly end up doing whatever they want during the day so you can watch the games whilst she carries on moaning and asking stupid questions about it for 4 hours.

If you are lucky you'll meet another couple so you can sit and talk to the bloke during the footie.

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If you are lucky you'll meet another couple so you can sit and talk to the bloke during the footie.
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followed by a bit of wife swapping, before concluding the holiday with a little foursome?

Hippo, bit of a cóck then isn't he?

The GHippo is correct he filtered me ages ago, and I haven't eve gotten to the bottom of why

D'Jeezus Mackaveli -Serge Gnabry>>>>>Ozyakup (U1137)
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If you are lucky you'll meet another couple so you can sit and talk to the bloke during the footie.
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followed by a bit of wife swapping, before concluding the holiday with a little foursome?


Depends if she is fitter than your missus I suppose.

followed by a bit of wife swapping, before concluding the holiday with a little foursome?


Depends if she is fitter than your missus I suppose.
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Here we have the key issue, if your wife is a bit of a looker and the other fella's wife is a bit shall we say too keen on her grub you need to assess who benefits the most. No point in getting yourself lumbered with a big tub of lard who will smash your balls into oblivion

Come on lads, you are on holiday. Let loose and have a bit of fun. So what if she is a fat minger, at least it is a bit of variety.

You have to draw the line somewhere, I boned a bird on holiday a few years back (well actually 15 years ago) and when I saw her the next day I must have asked her to fart in order to give me a clue

I was carrying a few extra pounds myself but christ I could have put a saddle on her, I vowed never again to pork another fat bird!

Ditch her for the four hours or better still force her to watch it with you! She'll love you for it!