BREAKING NEWS

Latest research by a group of the most intelligent people in the world has produced a list of the greatest disasters and atrocities the world has known.
The list includes:
The extinction of dinosaurs
The eruption of Vesuvius and subsequent devastation to Pompeii and Herculaneum
The great plague
The fire of London
WW1, WW2, wars in Korea, Vietnam, Falklands, Gulf and Afghanistan
The sinking of the Titanic
The Twin Towers and London bombings

The latest research by a group of the most stupid, ignorant and bigotted people in the world (so obviously I am referring to Chelsea and Liverpool fans here) has revealed that the sole cause of England's failure at Euro 2012 is Manchester United players. So glad we've got that sorted. Isn't it reassuring to know that the England team is supported by such knowledgable experts!!