What things definitely won't happen next season ?
Arsene Wenger will be gracious in defeat
The Emirates will be at full capacity
The Emirates will remain busy after 80 minutes
Tottenham fans will remain humble after a few wins
Mario Balotelli will be given the fair play award
Wayne Rooney will put together a sentence that doesn't include the words hopefully, obviously or err
Nani will come away from a tough challenge without tears
and the most obvious one...
Dave Whelan will shun Sky sports at every opportunity
Any others on a low key day for Ja ? Lets keep it civil
Regards
The Great Metropolis
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Won't Happen Next Season
comment by Har0ldinho89 (U5667)
posted on 9/7/12
Luiz will be controlled by an Adult
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted on 9/7/12
comment by Dalglish's Double Fist Pump (U6580)
posted 9 minutes ago
Phil Jones will play like Baresi
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Not sure anyone expects him to either.
Bit daft that one.
comment by Toblerone Boots (U4965)
posted on 9/7/12
Who the hell is that?
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Believe it or not, old dirty Jermaine has been there!
He'll tackle anything that lad - even Peter Kay in drag
comment by KLS - Mick Lynch for prime minister (U1695)
posted on 9/7/12
Garlic? Bread?
No thankyou!!!!!!!!! She's fackin ugly!!
comment by Dalglish's Double Fist Pump (U6580)
posted on 9/7/12
Berbatov will bite into the neck of Steven Gerrard at half time of a heated derby game and pronounce himself a vampire, who over millenia has become immune to sunlight.
comment by The Kaiser's Trainers (U5676)
posted on 9/7/12
daywalker
posted on 9/7/12
comment by Dalglish's Double Fist Pump (U6580)
Can't see Everton buying Berbatov and if you count Liverpool vs Manchester United as a derby game then you are a plastic
comment by 1manontherun 7-0 (U4291)
posted on 9/7/12
The Twilight movie producers will call it a day!
comment by Glen Bulb (U1449)
posted on 9/7/12
Jonjo shelvey will get a bubble perm.
comment by Har0ldinho89 (U5667)
posted on 9/7/12
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 2 hours, 22 minutes ago
comment by Dalglish's Double Fist Pump (U6580)
posted 9 minutes ago
Phil Jones will play like Baresi
.........................
Not sure anyone expects him to either.
Bit daft that one.
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they are supposed to be daft, i mean really
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